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baddies of the BAU😻

this is like a couple of months after the last chapter:)

11:58 p.m.

victoria: everyone shut up rn

dilf: We weren't talking?

victoria: shut up

dilf: We still aren't talking?

victoria: SHUT UP

dilf: WE WEREN'T TALKING.

milf eater: what the duck is wrong vicky

victoria: it's my birthday😜

dilf: Dude you could've just said it at twelve. You didn't have to say all that.

victoria: i like drama

elle: oh we know

milf: please shut up i just got the kids to bed #sick #goingwithwillinthemorning

victoria: okay finna go drink💋

elle: with out me

victoria: me and my cat r drinking and listening to taylor and lana

garcia: YOU HAVE A KITTY???

elle: penelope

garcia: what

elle: we went to her house and saw her cat a couple of days ago..

garcia: oh yeah

garcia: oops

garcia; HAPPY BIRTHDAY VICKY!!!!

garcia: i'll see you tmr at the cafe right?

victoria: yup

victoria; i'll make sure i don't drink yo much

elle: wait i wanna go

garcia: YESS COME WITH US

milf: guys i'm begging y'all to gts

3:30 a.m.

victoria: THEY TODO ME ALL OF MU CAGES WERE MENTAL SO I GOT WASTED LIEK ALL MY POTENIA ANF MU WORDS SHOOT TO KILL WHEN IM MAD I AHVE A LOT OF REGRETS AB TBAG I WAS SO AHRAD OF THR CURVE THE CUREV BECANE A SHPERE FELLBEHIF ALL MY CLASSMATES MOE IVE ENDNED UP HERE POORING OUR NY HEART TO A STRANGER BUT I DIDNY POUR THE WHISKEY (i poured vodka)

thong wearer; we can tell.

victoria: shut up

12:30 p.m.

garcia: hey reid?

lover boy: Yes?

garcia: is victoria awake?

lover boy: Unfortunately no, she passed out at 6:30 after she called me. She should wake up soon if you want to you can come over here i'm over here to make sure she's still alive.

milf eater: she drank that much...

lover boy; yup

garcia: tell me when she wakes up!

lover boy: You got it!!

elle: dudes i'm ready and ready to go

garcia: we can wait, just come over here i made waffles

elle: OMW

victoria: i want waffles

garcia: i'll bring them to u!

garcia: just get ready bby:)

victoria: kk

thong wearer: i want a big fat juicy burrito

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