baddies of the BAU😻
victoria: jj i have a question
milf: what's up?
victoria; can you bring me some crackers
milf: there in my desk come get them?
victoria; i don't think i can get up.
victoria: wait let me ask spence
victoria: he's getting them
milf eater: why does vicky get ur snacks
milf: bc i told her she could have some
milf: she helped me with some stuff so i am letting her have snacks
victoria: yup she's helping me through stuff rn
victoria: helping me through this fucking hunger.
victoria: the one day u didn't bring food im hungry asf
elle: i saw food earlier in your fridge
victoria: ew i was not craving that
victoria; i actually think that's expired too
thong wearer: CAN I TASTE IT?
thong wearer: I AM SO HUNGRY
victoria: come get it
milf eater: anyone want coffee?
milf: me
garcia: ME
elle: yk my coffee order why'd you ask
thong wearer: i want some
milf eater: vicky reid do y'all want some?
victoria: oh i'm actually cutting coffee out of my diet but i'm sure spencer will take some
lover boy: I'm okay, Vic i told you since your cutting caffeine i will too.
victoria; you can't live without caffeine
lover boy; Your right im so sorry baby but i need some Emily please bring me some i haven't drank coffee in 8 weeks.
elle: HOLY FUCK 8 WEEKS?
thong wearer: 👀
victoria; i'm committed to my diet
victoria; apparently so is spencer
lover boy; Hey i lost like 3 pounds
victoria: good job babe
milf eater: vicky i got you some cuz no way ur cutting caffeine
victoria; i am tho
milf: she's a committed women leave her alone guys.
dilf: Round table room in 5 please.
victoria: FUCK
victoria: sometimes i wanna quit this job.
victoria: rossi can you marry my mom so i can get money from her anytime i want it
italian stallion; Bella me and your mom explained this.
victoria; and she wants to get married
italian stallion: So she is going to get married.
victoria: SO SHE IS GONNA GET MARRIED YO YOU
victoria; ima cry 😔
elle: why😭
victoria: my moms getting married duh
thong wearer: let me throw up rq the food i ate was definitely expired...
victoria: i told you.
mission spencia
emily: i feel like we could def change this name now
elle: no it started out like this it's gonna stay like this
derek: i love the name
derek: it reminds me of a pizza place
emily: you said that last time we texted in here fat ass.
jj: HAHA
garcia: i forgot about this!
emily: does anyone know what's going on with victoria?
elle: idk but her and reid are acting weird
elle: i just hope nothing is wrong
jj: guys nothing is wrong
jj: victoria is fine and healthy
jj: she just started a new diet
elle: mhm and your sure about this
jj: i'm positive
jj: nothings going on
jj; but she did mention she needs help moving into her house so we are all going over there. i'm telling hotch and rossi once we get back from this case.
elle: okay i'm gonna bug her until she tells me smth
