baddies of the BAU😻
milf: i like how victoria just stole my kid
victoria: i'm playing w him😤
elle: someone guve this women a kid
victoria: honestly like..
thong wearer; spencer get to it
pest; What..
thong wearer changed pest's name to lover boy
victoria: WAIT GUYS I HAVW TO INTRODUCE YALL TO MY MOTHER
victoria: not you derek
thong wearer; i'm alr talking to her BITCHHHH
victoria; ugh die
milf: Victoria Jones do not drop my child playing like that.
elle: FULL NAME IS WILDD
elle: js letting you know she's had like three glasses of wine alr
milf: GET MY KID AWAY FROM HER OMG
garcia: she'll be okay!
milf eater: yeah she's not a light weight like garcia
garcia: hey now.
2 hours later
milf eater: BYE DID VICKYS MOM JS SAY "i thought victoria would've turned gay"
thong wearer: YES
victoria; "now she's dating a lanky white man"
lover boy; Hey at least she didn't call me a beanpole or a pipe cleaner with eyes.
victoria: okay i called you beanpole one time and now it's ur name in my contacts
