baddies of the BAU😻
victoria: i have alcohol
dilf: Do you get drunk everyday?
victoria; nope just on the weekends and some weeknights
thong wearer: so every day
victoria: guys no i'm not an alcoholic
thong wearer: if you go a month without drinking ill give you 100 bucks
victoria: 200
thong wearer: 100
victoria: 150
thong wearer: deal
victoria: okay deal
milf eater: WAIT DOES THAT MEAN NO GIRLS NIGHTS😪
thong wearer: y'all can have girls nights but vicky can't drink🤯
garcia: okay so basically no girls night
milf: yeah girls night we get drunker than a mf
elle: girls nights are for alcohol, boy problems and face masks
victoria: yup so no girls nights for me
garcia: so no girls nights in general 😖😖
victoria: i'm sorry guys
victoria: anyways
victoria:
victoria: got a new kitty 🙌
victoria: her name is apricot
thong wearer: why are you naming all your animals after food?
garcia: cuz she wants to duh
lover boy: Are those my pants?
victoria: uhm....definitely not...
I AM SO SORRY FOR BEING GONE FOR SO LONG I LOWKEY FORGOT THAT I HAD WATTPAD FOR A FATTY MINUTE
anyways i have an ear infection and i'm pretty sure i have covid 💋
#noschool4me
see u baddies later😘