baddies of the BAU😻
victoria: WHATS UP BROTHERS☝️
victoria: guess what i'm doing rn
victoria: shopping for my kid
victoria: and honestly crying
victoria; do i have to get rid of my volkswagen bug😔
victoria: it literally has a backseat for a reason.
victoria: and it literally is a convertible
victoria: plus i spent a lot of money on it
thong wearer: why are you talking to yourself
victoria: i was hoping someone would answer
thong wearer: you should've stopped after the first three msgs
victoria: no🤗
elle: derek stop
elle: anyways i got ur kids some toys and a lot of stuff..
elle: maybe to much stuff..
thong wearer: yeah that extra room in her apartment is all baby stuff now
elle: i can't help it my bsf is having a baby and i'm gonna be the best auntie/godmother ever
victoria: erm u better be
3 hours later
thong wearer: uhm guys😧
milf eater: what do u want
thong wearer: yk how like a couple months ago vicky was saying that spencer should get his boyband hair back
milf eater: yes..
thong wearer: yk how that was like 3 months ago and she's like three months pregnant...
milf eater: BROTHER EW
victoria: how did you figure this out?
thong wearer: ITS TRUE?
victoria: i'm not confirming or denying it
victoria: but like how did you think this
thong wearer: i was watching you play with his hair while me and elle were at ur house
milf eater: ITS TRUE🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
milf eater: THEY FUCKED WHEN HE GOT THE CUT🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
