baddies of the BAU😻
2:30 a.m.
victoria: who taught spencer how to cook.
victoria: this mf food is so good
victoria: i am literally gonna gain 40 pounds after this.
lover boy: Stop saying stuff like that your not gonna gain weight.
victoria: if you make anymore food i am tf
elle: bye why are y'all in the kitchen it's almost three
victoria: when spencer is tipsy he makes food
victoria: i like tipsy spencer
elle: and let me guess your drunk
victoria; just tipsy
victoria: and this food is so good
victoria: i'm eating more
victoria: someone take my food privileges away
lover boy; I'm gonna take your phone privileges away if you don't hurry up and eat your food.
victoria; god darn it
victoria: bye guys💋
10:30 a.m.
milf eater: nah vicky where the hell are you at
elle: no fr
milf: we have been waiting at this coffee shop for an hour
garcia: i've drank 4 coffees
victoria: i over slept y'all i'm sorry
victoria: and i can't get this taste of throw up out of my mouth
victoria: and my apartment is a mess
victoria: and i can't find any clothes
victoria: and spencer is such a bed hog
victoria: i barely got any sleep last night
victoria: and i'm on the verge of breaking down.
elle: do you need us to come over and help you?
victoria: please
victoria: just be quiet spencer is still asleep
milf: i will buy coffee for you but the other three are on there way
milf eater: she's done so much cleaning in the last 4 days
victoria: you don't have to clean jj
victoria; i js need motivation
garcia: do you want some food?
victoria: no no no thank you
victoria: don't mention food or i'm gonna puke all over my couch
victoria: DONT mix pasta and garlic bread with loads of champagne
milf eater: why the hell were you drinking champagne
milf eater: u never have champagne lying around it's always vodka
milf eater: i love vodka
victoria: i got it for my bday and we opened it last night
victoria: i love vodka on select days and today is not a day
italian stallion: Well, i was gonna mention a pasta night but maybe a steak night tonight at my house?
victoria: i still can't even think of food so i'll get back to you on that
milf: STEAKS.
elle: i'm in
elle: we're all in idc if anyone else doesn't want steaks I DO.
victoria: i'm in if someone gets me tylenol
lover boy; It's on your bathroom counter, never listening to you again.
victoria: oh come on it was fun
lover boy: Your in the living room stop texting me
victoria: uhm you literally texted me first..
12 minutes later
milf eater: i got to start knocking
victoria; dawg
victoria: i was shirtless with pj pants on
victoria: all you saw was chest
milf eater; true
milf: why were u walking around with out a shirt on
victoria: i was trying to find a shirt
elle: your apartment is a mess
elle: you need to wash your clothes
victoria: i didn't know that elle
milf: vicky i brought u a redbull even though garcia is on her way with starbs
victoria: shit i'll take both
elle: turn on taylor and let's clean
victoria: do i have to clean
victoria: can you do all the work pls
elle: babes this is ur apartment
elle: i'll buy you vinyls 😇
victoria: fine
