Father/daughter texts are always so much fun.
Katie let's her dad in on plans for the wedding...
Katie: We were thinking of getting Mom to conduct our wedding.
Rob: You were?
Katie: It's Reggie's idea.
Rob: You know you have a bit of time though.
Katie: I know. I was just crowned Miss America and Reg still has to finish up school.
Katie: Also, he told me he took the job at the studio b/c of you.
Rob: Well, after he said the doctors said he had to stop playing basketball...
Katie: You'd teach him the family business?
Rob: He didn't want to work with his dad.
Katie: Guess, he didn't want to be a working stiff
Rob: 🤣
Rob: That's a good one...just don't tell Ezra that joke.
Katie: My lips are sealed. 🤐
Rob texts Katie for a favor
Rob: Katie, can you do me a favour and pick up your sister.
Katie: What happened?
Rob: She got sick in biology.
Katie: Well, there's one less Pattinson going to med school.
Rob: I know. 🙄
The One Where Katie Tells Her Dad About Her Doctorate
Katie: Dad, guess what?
Rob: The fifth dentist caved...they're now all recommending Trident.
Katie: Were you watching Friends again?
Rob: Maybe.
Katie: Well, that's not it.
Rob: Then what is it?
Katie: I'm going for my doctorate!
Rob: That's great! So where are you going for that.
Katie: Rutgers.
Rob: DON'T TELL YOUR MUM!
Katie: She already knows.
Katie: Also, didn't Dr. Morison find a way for you to get one while getting your Master's?
Rob: But I'm going through Penn for mine and your mum has one from there.
Katie: Ah, touché
The One Where Rob Asks Katie A Question
Rob: Were they on a break?
Katie: Who?
Rob: Ross & Rachel.
Katie: No.
Rob: Why are you saying that?
Katie: Rachel made it clear that she didn't want to be with Ross.
Rob: But she said maybe they should take a break.
Katie: But she said "A break from us" which makes it clear, she didn't want to be with him.
Rob: But I still think they were on a break.
Rob: I mean, if she didn't want to be with Ross, why didn't she just say it?
Katie: Because she didn't want to hurt his feelings.
Rob: Ross is an asshole then.
Katie: I know. He reminds me so much of Byron.
Rob: Don't get me started on that wanker.
Rob: But Rachel should have just said, "I want to break it off."
Katie: Sometimes I feel like we should go on a break.
Rob: I don't think we can because you're my daughter.
Katie: 🙄
Rob: Well, I'm right.
Katie: 🙄🙄
Rob: You know I love you, Katie-bird.
The One With Lobsters, Swans, & Nicknames...
Rob: PHEOEBE LIED!
Katie: Are you watching Friends again?
Rob: I just watched the episode where Phoebe says Ross is Rachel's lobster.
Katie: You know lobsters don't mate for life.
Rob: I JUST FOUND THAT OUT!
Katie: I guess this means Mom's not your lobster.
Rob: I did read that swans mate for life though.
Rob: I like that.
Katie: You do?
Rob: I always said your mum was a swan.
Katie: You make me sick sometimes.
Rob: KATHERINE, IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME SAYING THAT YOU WOULDN'T BE BORN!
Katie: Okay, you got me there.
Katie: Guess you're Mom's swan.
Rob: She's the Monica to my Chandler.
Katie: Awww...Casebert.
Rob: What?
Katie: Monica & Chandler were Mondler...
Katie: You know, the first letters of Monica's name and the last of Chandler's...
Rob: Yeah, and?
Katie: So you got the first letters of Casey and the last letters of Robert...so it's Casebert.
Rob: That's cute.
Rob: I still need a cool nickname though if I become NJ's First Gentleman
Rob: Kofi says your mum is the future Gov. Casey.
Katie: I got you...
Katie: First Gentleman Rob!
Katie: Or FG would work too.
Rob: I like that.
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Time After Time: The Somewhere Under Heaven Series
FanfictionCasey has the most bittersweet moment as her career at Rider comes to a close but there's another door opening for her which will put her in the political world as she runs for governor of New Jersey. Katie becomes Miss America, and Jaxon becomes a...
