Chapter || 02

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Hoesuck 💦
Hey, Jimin. Are you here?

Unknown
No?

Hoesuck 💦
Haha very funny. Anyway, I'm Jung Hoseok

Unknown
Ok...? What should I do about it again?

Hoesuck 💦
Nothing. But it's an emergency case

Unknown
Dude, I don't know to do CPR for anyone

Hoesuck 💦
No that's not it. Well I'm kinda in need of some wifi

Unknown
Why are you telling all this to me?

Hoesuck 💦
Because I need your wifi. Pwease? 🥺

Unknown
I don't even know you

Hoesuck 💦
BUT WE'RE NEIGHBORS!

Unknown
We are? I thought I wanted to stay away from human beings

Hoesuck 💦
Please Jimin! Can I have your wifi password? This one day alone!

Unknown
I'm not Jimin. Sorry to break your bubble booty but I'm not this Jimin guy

Hoesuck 💦
Wait wrong number?

Unknown
No offence or anything, gtfo

Hoesuck 💦
OMG! YOU'RE NOT JIMIN!

Unknown
Headlines bro. Congsies

Unknown
Btw, seriously? What are you so desperately watching?

Hoesuck 💦
um Phineas and Ferb...?

Unknown
Yeah? What kinda animal is Perry?

Hoesuck 💦
LIZARD!

Unknown
An illiterate, desperate for wifi, I see

Unknown
So it's definitely not Phineas and Ferb. What are you watching?

Hoesuck 💦
Well you got me. I was watching porn????

Hoesuck 💦
I know I know. Don't judge me!

Unknown
I didn't even do anything

Hoesuck 💦
Well you were going to judge me

Unknown
No I wasn't. But if I were a judge you get the golden buzzer to my 'fuck off' semi finals

Hoesuck 💦
Hey! Why are you so mean to your stranger!?

Unknown
Why are you so talkative?

Hoesuck 💦
Don't reply if you don't like me!

Hoesuck 💦
But don't be mean

Hoesuck 💦
Wait, you left?

Hoesuck 💦
BITCH!

Hoesuck 💦
HEY! THAT'S MEAN TO PUT A PERSON ON SEEN!

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