Hoesuck 💦
OMG! THIS CAN'T BE TRUE!
Thepornguy
Ikr, I never knew people called me lil meow meow. Like, wtf! Do I look like a cat?
Hoesuck 💦
OH MY GOD!
Hoesuck 💦
YOU'RE MIN YOONGI
Thepornguy
Oh you found out? Haha
Hoesuck 💦
OH MY GOD! I ACTUALLY AM TEXTING MIN FREAKING YOONGI AND HE'S MY BEST FRIEND'S BROTHER!
Thepornguy
Thanks for reminding me. I almost thought you were texting Barney and his friends 😑
Hoesuck 💦
I need a moment to process this
Thepornguy
Let me wait
Thepornguy
Anyways, how you found out?
Hoesuck 💦
Your piercing!
Hoesuck 💦
Your latest video of you touching yourself! I saw the piercing and remembered it from you telling me about it
Thepornguy
Wow, you really be watching porn at 8 in the morning. How horny are you?
Hoesuck 💦
Hey! I only watched because it was your video! I don't watch porn in the morning!
Thepornguy
Wow
Thepornguy
I-
Hoesuck 💦
Oops 😳 forget that I said that
Hoesuck 💦
Anyways, tbh you are nothing like the Yoongi I expected to be
Thepornguy
What's that supposed to mean?
Hoesuck 💦
I mean, i thought you'd be a cute little tiny, kind ball of fur
Thepornguy
Cute? I am cute. Little? Excuse me, sir. Tiny? Damn mama shoulda given me more breast milk. Kind? I am a very active sperm donor. Ball? Grammatical error, balls. Fur? Again, I'm not a cat!
Hoesuck 💦
I-
Hoesuck 💦
I'm sorry but I laughed 😂
Thepornguy
Then what am I? If I'm not a 'cute little tiny kind ball of fur'
Hoesuck 💦
Um
Hoesuck 💦
You're a C̶u̶t̶e̶ little tiny ball of shit
Thepornguy
Shit is cute. Periodt
Hoesuck 💦
Lol also, you actually look like a cat. Like Hello Kitty
Thepornguy
Hey! I do not look anything like a cat!
Hoesuck 💦
Right. You look like that cat from Kid Vs Kat
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Just a Wifi Password | SOPE
FanfictionMin Yoongi was a pornstar. Jung Hoseok was addicted to his videos. One day he was out of WiFi to watch Yoongi's videos. So he planned to use his neighbour, Jimin's WiFi. He texted Jimin for the WiFi password. But little did he know he texted the wr...
