Hoesuck 💦
Hey
Thepornguy
You texted me first
Hoesuck 💦
I wanna go back and delete that message but I'm lazy
Thepornguy
It's practically a finger away. How lazy are you?
Hoesuck 💦
So lazy that I wish someone else can pee for me so I wouldn't have to move
Thepornguy
I feel the same too. Like why can't my pee be like WiFi? Many people can control it
Hoesuck 💦
That's why WiFi passwords exist, you dingus
Thepornguy
No, they exist so asswipes like you can text their crushes on mistake
Hoesuck 💦
Excuse you! I don't have a crush on you!
Hoesuck 💦
I haven't even seen you
Thepornguy
Oh you have
Hoesuck 💦
I have?
Hoesuck 💦
Oh my god! You're that guy who came for that tampon commercial!
Thepornguy
The fuck would men come in tampon commercials for?
Hoesuck 💦
Men bleed too, you know. When they fight
Thepornguy
You have tampons in your first aid kit instead of bandages?
Hoesuck 💦
Stfu
Hoesuck 💦
I seriously can't believe I don't even know my roommate's brother
Thepornguy
You're blind
Hoesuck 💦
Dude, just because I can't see your braincells you can't call me blind
Thepornguy
Yeah? Some microscope-y eyes you have to see my braincells. Can you also see my middle finger getting a manicure?
Hoesuck 💦
Bitch-
Hoesuck 💦
I can surely see the block button
Thepornguy
Everyone can. If you can't, you're blind
Hoesuck 💦
Gotta say, you really are good at comebacks
Thepornguy
Yupsie
Hoesuck 💦
But ykw, your comebacks can suck my ass
Thepornguy
Oh no. My comebacks can't. But I can
Hoesuck 💦
😳
Hoesuck 💦
How did you go from savage to such a flirt?
Thepornguy
And not cute?
Hoesuck 💦
Idk but now I'm starting to
Hoesuck 💦
How tall are you?
Thepornguy
Why?
Hoesuck 💦
Because if you're short you're definitely cute
Thepornguy
This is the sweetest way someone has offended me for my height. So ima say 'fuck you' with so much love 😑
Hoesuck 💦
OH MY GOD! SO YOU ARE SHORT!
Hoesuck 💦
Tell me more on how you look
Thepornguy
I look like I'm done with the world, 24/6
Hoesuck 💦
Isn't it 24/7?
Thepornguy
Dude, looking like that is tiring. I need a break
Hoesuck 💦
I-
Hoesuck 💦
Anyways, back to how you look
Thepornguy
You never told me how you look
Hoesuck 💦
Didn't Jungkook show any pics of me?
Thepornguy
No
Hoesuck 💦
that Kookery fuck said I jack off to Min Yoongi but didn't tell you how I look?! Wtf
Thepornguy
😂😂😂 Kookery fuck! Lmao
Hoesuck 💦
Yeah yeah whatever. Give me a hint on how you look. Or anything about your appearance
Thepornguy
Well, 🤔
Thepornguy
I have a dick piercing. A silver ring on my tip with a jingly tiny bell
Hoesuck 💦
What the hell!
Thepornguy
Shut up
Hoesuck 💦
Ngl that's hot. But I ain't searching for men with dick piercings
Thepornguy
Well you got your chance *shrugs*
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Just a Wifi Password | SOPE
FanfictionMin Yoongi was a pornstar. Jung Hoseok was addicted to his videos. One day he was out of WiFi to watch Yoongi's videos. So he planned to use his neighbour, Jimin's WiFi. He texted Jimin for the WiFi password. But little did he know he texted the wr...
