Chapter || 07

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Unknown
Ok can you pretend like I'm drunk?

Hoesuck 💦
Um what?

Unknown
Just pretend like I'm drunk. I have to tell you something

Hoesuck 💦
Are you drunk?

Unknown
No?

Hoesuck 💦
Are you in love with me?

Unknown
No?

Hoesuck 💦
Then I don't want to hear it if it's neither of the two.

Unknown
Ok then, I'm in love with you

Hoesuck 💦
You don't mean that

Unknown
You gotta pretend that I am drunk, dude

Hoesuck 💦
Oh right. Go ahead. I kinda like it actually

Unknown
Ok. I'm um sorry? yeah I think I was a little mean

Hoesuck 💦
You think?

Unknown
Actually no since drunk people don't think

Hoesuck 💦
YOU AREN'T DRUNK!

Unknown
Pretend!

Hoesuck 💦
Jeez, ok

Unknown
So you will forget I apologized ok?

Hoesuck 💦
I'm not the drunk one here

Unknown
Damn, I should've asked you to pretend that you're drunk

Hoesuck 💦
Don't try to spike me over the internet

Unknown
Is that—what?

Unknown
Nevermind I think I tell weird stuff too

Unknown
Anyway are we cool?

Hoesuck 💦
Yup

Unknown
Wow really?

Hoesuck 💦
Yeah

Unknown
Ok Hoeseok was it?

Hoesuck 💦
HOSEOK! BITCH! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING THE WRONG NAME SO CONFIDENTLY FOR?!

Unknown
I literally added 'was it'

Hoesuck 💦
Whatever. What's your name?

Unknown
Uh oh not telling you

Hoesuck 💦
What are you? Oli London or something?

Unknown
When did that mf become famous?

Hoesuck 💦
Who knows. But why can't you tell me your name?

Unknown
Because I'm kinda...popular? Yeah

Hoesuck 💦
In what field?

Unknown
Um acting

Hoesuck 💦
Pft waiting for you Oscars huh?

Unknown
You won't believe me?

Hoesuck 💦
You really think I will?

Unknown
No

Hoesuck 💦
Then stfu

Hoesuck 💦
Ima call you 'the porn guy'

Unknown changed into thepornguy

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