Jungthot 👅
Can y'all slow down a little....? My stomach is being bumpy
Jintiful 💀
Why? Your million dollar diamonds are moving toward your asshole? Right, we all need you to shit diamonds in Paris
Jungthot 👅
in my defence i thought they were M and Ms
Yoongied 🖕
Genie: what are your three wishes
Me: Kill Jk, Kill Jk, Kill Jk
Namjump 🕴
Can we all just calm down and think?
Hoesuck 💦
Oh can we now? Bitch has fucking diamonds in his stomach!
Taesty 👄
I usually defend Kook but now holy shit! Y'all really meant it when you said he's dumb
Jimineo ✨
STOP TEXTING AND DRIVE WTF!
Yoongied 🖕
What are we going to do now?
Jintiful 💀
We need to get the diamonds
Jungthot 👅
Let's just go and rest today. I'll wake up tomorrow and poop the diamonds out
Hoesuck 💦
I can and will shove bananas down your throat and make you poop right away
Namjump 🕴
True, we don't have to wait till tomorrow morning for you to take a dump
Jintiful 💀
Let me jump in here and ask what the fuck?
Namjump 🕴
What?
Jintiful 💀
You really think he can poop it out like that? No! We need to get the diamonds out
Jimineo ✨
But how?!
Hoesuck 💦
First of all, how many diamonds did he eat?
Jungthot 👅
Three, maybe. the others are still in the box
Yoongied 🖕
I'm all for just ripping him into pieces
Jungthot 👅
OK I'VE HAD ENOUGH! I'M SORRY OK?!!
Yoongied 🖕
Your sorry's gonna give back the diamonds? Seriously, how high were you?
Jungthot 👅
A feet higher than you
Yoongied 🖕
Back at bullying short people! I'll bury you a feet deeper, you ugly sperm turned into a frog!
Jungthot 👅
I dare you, shortie!
Jintiful 💀
What the hell! Stay in your seats!
Namjump 🕴
Run this car over me! Please!
Jimineo ✨
I'm so done *sigh*
Taesty 👄
Yoongi and Jungkook calm down!
Jintiful 💀
Hands on the wheel! The last thing I want is to be put in jail for crashing the Eiffel tower
Namjump 🕴
CALM DOWN EVERYONE!
Jimineo ✨
At this point, I just want to be dropped in the ocean
Hoesuck 💦
At this point, I just want to drop everyone in the ocean
Jungthot 👅
Wow, look how the tables have turned
Jungthot 👅
Every morning when I take a shit I think 'i wish my shit could turn gold' now look at it. IT'S FUCKING DIAMONDS!
Namjump 🕴️
YOONGI AND HOSEOK STAY IN YOUR SEATS!
Namjump 🕴️
JUNGKOOK STFU!
Yoongied 🖕
Nothing is too late. We can still leave Jungkook here and pretend we don't know him
Jimineo ✨
Fuck no!
Yoongied 🖕
Maybe Jimin too
Namjump 🕴️
Yoongi you know we can't do that
Yoongied 🖕
Ugh
Hoesuck 💦
First of fucking all, we need to go to a doctor
Namjump 🕴️
And tell him what? My friend ate fucking diamonds?
Hoesuck 💦
That is there....
Hoesuck 💦
But if we don't do anything soon Jungkook will be in trouble. We still don't know where is the dead body. And we don't know when the thugs will come for us
Taesty 👄
I think they already did....
Taesty 👄
Guys, some car is following us
YOU ARE READING
Just a Wifi Password | SOPE
FanfictionMin Yoongi was a pornstar. Jung Hoseok was addicted to his videos. One day he was out of WiFi to watch Yoongi's videos. So he planned to use his neighbour, Jimin's WiFi. He texted Jimin for the WiFi password. But little did he know he texted the wr...
