Yoongied 🖕
How many times have I told you not to spank me hard! Jeez, it's acting. not real!
Taesty 👄
hey, it's not my fault
Yoongied 🖕
The fuck your fingers are long like Nile river for???
Taesty 👄
Bitch, seriously. Quit whining. Just apply some lotion
Yoongied 🖕
The next time we are filming a BDSM scene I'm wearing a helmet on my ass
Taesty 👄
Namjoon will rip open your asshole
Yoongied 🖕
Tbh he is really scary when he's destructive. Like that one day I asked him to get me some oranges and that motherfucker got them but it looked like Fanta
Taesty 👄
Lmao he is freakishly strong and clumsy 😂
Yoongied 🖕
Anyway, did I tell you, Jungkook said his roommate jack off to me
Taesty 👄
Jungkook? Your cute step brother?
Yoongied 🖕
Yupz
Taesty 👄
I see and the fuck would Jungkook say that to you? People don't tell about their friend's masturbation information to others
Yoongied 🖕
He didn't actually say that. He just said 'You know, my roommate loves your videos'
Taesty 👄
Oh ok
Yoongied 🖕
And guess what, it's that half sorry WiFi guy
Taesty 👄
Omg! Small world!
Yoongied 🖕
Ikr, he still hasn't figured out who I am though
Taesty 👄
Tell him you're Doraemon
Yoongied 🖕
I'm more of that alien cat from Kid Vs Kat
Taesty 👄
I love that cat!
Yoongied 🖕
Me too
Taesty 👄
Anyway, I have another date with Jimin again
Yoongied 🖕
Wait, you still haven't told him that you're a pornstar?
Taesty 👄
No...?
Yoongied 🖕
Tae, you can't do that. You can't lie to him. Besides he'll find out soon
Taesty 👄
Yoongi, I really like him. But with my job I don't think he'll like me. And I don't want to lose him
Taesty 👄
At times like this I really hope I wasn't a pornactor
Yoongied 🖕
Yeah, we missed a lot of our childhood because of this
Taesty 👄
I just can't stand the thought of losing him. So I'm not telling him rn
Yoongied 🖕
Ok. I hope you do the right thing
Taesty 👄
Thank you
Taesty 👄
Oh
Taesty 👄
By the way, we're out of sweet sand. Get some on your way home
Yoongied 🖕
FOR THE UPTEENTH FUCKING TIME IT'S CALLED SUGAR!
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Just a Wifi Password | SOPE
FanfictionMin Yoongi was a pornstar. Jung Hoseok was addicted to his videos. One day he was out of WiFi to watch Yoongi's videos. So he planned to use his neighbour, Jimin's WiFi. He texted Jimin for the WiFi password. But little did he know he texted the wr...
