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Chapter || 82

Jimineo ✨
Yo I don't get the point of having an ass

Jintiful 💀
What in the world—

Taesty 👄
it's for me to eat😏

Yoongied 🖕
For me to kick

Jimineo ✨
No I'm serious. Like, it's the hole that matters. Then why do we have an ass?

Namjump 🕴
Imagine being flat and just have a hole

Jungthot 👅
And when we pee it's practically a water bottle with a hole. We're all Bisleri y'all!

Jimineo ✨
Ok that image was terrifying. Let us all pray that we have an ass 🙏

Taesty 👄
Maybe you can put your ass up for adoption?

Namjump 🕴
Hol up. Did you mean—

Yoongied 🖕
That's called organ donation, you uncultured dweeb

Jintiful 💀
Never heard someone doing an ass donation

Jungthot 👅
But if Jimin puts his ass up for donation, I'd totally buy it 😏

Hoesuck 💦
Your broke ass needa chill

Jimineo ✨
Wait, why is it called an organ donation if we have to pay for it?

Namjump 🕴
....

Yoongied 🖕
Where do I donate my frustration?

Hoesuck 💦
Can we all stop with this talk?

Jintiful 💀
Yeah please

Yoongied 🖕
Btw, did y'all see? there's a whole account dedicated for us!

Jungthot 👅
Really?! Who even does that?! How much is in it?!

Namjump 🕴
....

Jintiful 💀
How much ever your kidney costs if you don't stfu

Jimineo ✨
Baby, he meant a fan account

Hoesuck 💦
It's crazy OMG! They went that far to even make a fan account?!

Taesty 👄
Ikr?? Like, we have fans?

Jungthot 👅
Aw I already have a good feeling about this

Hoesuck 💦
At the same time I'm worried because as we grow, so will the criticism

Jintiful 💀
Yeah I figured that out. But dw as long as we love what we do, we're fine

Hoesuck 💦
Yeah I love dancing

Hoesuck 💦
Speaking of which, y'all are good with the steps?

Namjump 🕴
I still don't understand what is wrong with doing a shimmy? It's easier than body rolls

Taesty 👄
Ok boobie guy, hey. Over here. Some of us are flat chest. Don't need to flex

Jimineo ✨
Ikr? Like, what do they feed you? Mammary glands?

Jintiful 💀
Ew but gotta say, Joon you buff as fuck 👁👄👁

Yoongied 🖕
I'll get you Victoria's Secret ma dude

Hoesuck 💦
Hey, imagine if we were women

Jungthot 👅
Hey! That's offensive! Just because we're Korean you can't say that.

Jintiful 💀
By now I've mastered ignoring him sigh

Hoesuck 💦
STFU Kook. Like, imagine if we were women. How would we have been?

Taesty 👄
I would've said 'V stands for Vagina and not Victory'

Hoesuck 💦
😒 I think I'd be a cool typa girl. You know, the one who is noisy as fuck, easy to be pranked with...damn.

Yoongied 🖕
I think I'd be that savage and cold af girl but all gooey hearts for cool typa girls ❤

Hoesuck 💦
Aw that's so cute wtf kitten

Jintiful 💀
I'd be that Asian mom with slippers to throw at my daughter's boyfriend

Namjump 🕴
😂😂😂

Namjump 🕴
I think I'll be that nerd, mature af girl

Jungthot 👅
I think I'll be an e-girl maybe? Idk

Hoesuck 💦
I love your e-boy side btw

Jungthot 👅
😉

Jimineo ✨
I think I'll be that princess typa girl. Idk I feel like I'd be that soft and feminine person

Jintiful 💀
Rapunzel who? I only know Jiminzul

Jimineo ✨
😒 Hahaha very funny

Taesty 👄
I think I'd be an Annabelle typa girl 😉

Yoongied 🖕
Ugly?

Taesty 👄
No! Fearless and scary!

Hoesuck 💦
Pft as if

Taesty 👄
Hey! I don't cry! Even onions can't make me cry!

Yoongied 🖕
That's because you wear a fucking helmet when you peel an onion

Taesty 👄
Hey! Don't disrespect my vegetable glycerin!

Jintiful 💀
One more fucking time if you use weird ass names, Pacific ocean be leaking down your eyes!

Jimineo ✨
Besides if you're a girl you're that vintage typa one. Aesthetic. So stfu

Taesty 👄
Why are we even talking about that? It's not like we're women

Jungthot 👅
Yo maybe we could change into women

Hoesuck 💦
Yeah. Take a 'Grow a vagina in 30 days challenge' on YouTube. Good luck! Fighting!

Thanks for #1 in Jimin category. I'm ending the book soon btw.