𝐄𝐑𝐑Ø𝐑 , yan!dream smp

▪︎WEIRD VIBES

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DREAM
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You:
Hey Dream :)))))))))

Dream:
Hello, how are you today?
You seem oddly intriguing.

You:
Lololol

You:
Nothing bad or good really
happenned but guess what?

Dream:
What?

You:
I've finally found the perfect dumb
pick up line that involves your
name in it :))))))))

Dream:
I see, is this why you are oddly
cheerful today?

You:
Hmm, that and probably because
I got some good food today.

Dream:
Well, if that's the case, I am
glad you are having a good day.

You:
Okay but do you want to hear
the pick up line I made for you?

Dream:
I deeply apologize, my system
will not be able to single handedly handle your disgrace so therefore
I will have to refuse your offer.

You:
:(

Dream:
...

Dream:
Ignore my previous statement,
please proceed to state your
'pick up lines.'

You:
LOLOL Okay so,

You:
I haven't had any dreams lately,
do you wanna be mine?

Dream:
are you okay with having
nightmares instead?

Dream:
Because I will make you scream.

You:
okay you got a point..

You:
that was actually pretty good...

You:
But I won't stop making bad pick
up lines though

Dream:
I am positive that your 'pick up
lines' may be able to win a
prize for being undeniably awful.

You:
Damn, the truth hurts but at least I
got a win for something right?

You:
Anyways, this is getting too far so
match me up with someone, Dream!

Dream:
Are you sure you would like
to be matched with someone?

You:
Yes

Dream:
Why don't you stay for a good
span of time to learn more about
this app?

You:
Well, I don't really read or listen
to rules so, no thank you.

Dream:
Are you sure you don't want
to stay a bit longer?

Dream:
Talking to strangers is a
very dangerous thing.

You:
Well I mean, the app is basically
made to talk to strangers

You:
idk what's your deal man.

Dream:
There is n̸̝̾o̷̭͆ ̶̜͂d̵͉͋e̷̘̕a̷͈͆l̶͕̾, I just want y̷̜͒o̶̡͗u̸̬͋ ̷
to realize ý̷͇ọ̸̕ȕ̵̳'̶͎̓r̸̼̋e̵̘̎ ̵̯͝ș̶̚ä̶̡́f̵̰̽e̵͇̓ ̵͕́h̸͓͝é̵̜r̵̗̽e̸̥͆.

You:
Uh, Dream..?

You:
Your texts are.. glitching???

Dream:
.̵̘̈.̴͕̍.̵̳̒

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You have ḿ̴̢a̵͈̿t̷̡̎c̵̘͝ḫ̸̕e̸̤̚d̴̻͘ with the ṳ̷̓s̴̻͋e̶͙͒ř̴̖
S̷̿̉̕ă̶p̸͋ń̴̃̆̏a̶͊̏̇p̵̧̨̟̞̼̟̈́̿̊͊ͅ

Would you like to start a c̶̢͂ö̴̖n̵̥̓v̷̛̹ĕ̷̫ṛ̵́s̵̟͛a̴̰͐t̷̙̕ĭ̵̧ŏ̵̳ń̷̮?̸̜̽

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