In which social media makes an appearance at Hogwarts.
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Leoiscoolerthanyou: just got my new iPhone 12 X Max
Melondiggory: is that even a thing...? ↳Leoiscoolerthanyou: when you're rich, anything's possible
Delainythetherapist: 😍🥰😘 ↳Leoiscoolerthanyou: Melody, come get your therapist ↳Melondiggory: therapist acting up😩‼️
Boyfriendofdean: dilf ↳Leoiscoolerthanyou: tell me something I don't know ↳Cedricdickory: selena gomez??
Chosen1: lookin good brotha😎 ↳Leoiscoolerthanyou: blocked, brotha
User627: dm me sugar daddy😘
User937: I'm horn knee😩 ↳Leoiscoolerthanyou: my wife decided to die so I am too🙄
User521: DON'T TAP ON MY PROFILE PICTURE ↳Leoiscoolerthanyou: okay
HARRY's POV
Dean addedLeo to: Main Characters
Leo: I'm too cool for you all
Dean: you're too kind😩
Leo: ikr😍
Seamus: IM HORN KNEE😩
Cedric: Ik y'all aren't flirting with my stepfather
Leo: according to Harry, we're 'brotha's' Sorry dude I have a brother already And idk where tf he is He got off his leash
You: you blocked me😒
Dean: Leo's too cool for you, Harry
Leo: that being said I'm too cool for this gc Later
Leo is offline
Dean: Harry just embarrassed himself in front of THE Leo
You: why are y'all praising him😟 He's equivalent to Kai Parker Aka a sociopath
Dean: UGH THEY'RE THE HOTTEST
Seamus: YES KAI IS SO🥵
Dean: AND OLIVER QUEEN "You have failed this city" LIKE BITCH DEGRADE ME
Seamus: DON'T FORGET RIPPER STEFAN
Dean: YES AND EDWARD CULLEN
Cedric: hey😏
You: can yall stfu
Seamus: no u stfu UGH AND TOM RIDDLE
Dean: CAN'T FORGET KLAUS MIKAELSON
Seamus: okay we're done
Melody: ugh Stefan can ruin me
You: gr Who is this Stefan?
Cedric: ...bestie you better run
Melody: a vampire, catch up
You: I've had my fair share of vampires in a life time😁
Melody: mhm
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Hayleeyuh: my favorite food place just called me a slut. I'm fine😁
Chosen1: gimme the address😁🔪 for research purposes,, ofc ↳Hayleeyuh: number 4 pivet drive ↳Chosen1: aunt Marge be quacking ↳Hayleeyuh: literally
Thebestweasley: that's why we fucked in their bathroom😩 ↳Ronaldmcdonald: come again😃
Melondiggory: you're still hot tho😎 ↳Chosen1: >:( ↳Cedricdickory: can I laugh?? ↳Chosen1: you're gonna do it anyway so go ahead 🙄
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Melondiggory: pretend this caption is interesting
CormacmcCracken: who's that?👀 ↳Melondiggory: my dad's boyfriend's sister and no she's not single
Thebestweasley: tell her I'm single lol ↳Hayleeyuh: let's stay playful together
Chosen1: why is your family so HOT ↳Ronaldmcdonald: you're making Amos act up😩 ↳Melondiggory: my dad told me to say: "I appreciate the kind words but I'm happily with my lover, Ezra." ↳Chosen1: I wasn't talking about Amos😒 ↳Ronaldmcdonald: Harry has an old man kink😩📸
