In which social media makes an appearance at Hogwarts.
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Unknown invited Cedric to a private chat Cedric joined private chat
HARRY's POV
Cedric: who's this
You: it's Harry Don't block me
Cedric: you have three seconds
You: i can do a lot in 3 seconds...😏
Cedric: oml See, Harry, this is why I don't willingly talk to you. Have you ever stopped to think for one second that it bothers me? Or did you ever think it bothered Mel or Elijah? Stop making things sexual. I like you as a friend and only as a friend. And I know the feelings mutual since I can tell that you only flirt with me jokingly
You: ohh so thats why it took you a while to type haha
Cedric: Harry...
You: I get it Ced and I'll stop
Cedric: good But if you do it again, your name will be on Leo's hit list
You: okay well thats fair We good?
Cedric: we're good Even if we weren't, I couldn't stay mad at you for long
You: is now a bad time to say I have a huge crush on Melody and that I was only flirting with Elijah bc he's hot and as a cover??
Cedric: really?? I haven't noticed 😃
You: yuh I have to keep my business on the dl 🙄‼️
You: I wanna make a dirty joke but I cant lol
Cedric: go ahead
You: I can do a lot of things on the dl😏
Cedric is offline
You: at least he unblocked me ig
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Imbeingsirius: ...@remuswoofin
Hayleeyuh: DAD WTF
Chosen1: ayo that caught me off guard ↳Chosen1: I could've used one of these memes on Elijah 🙄 ↳Lilypad: oh yeah lol about him... text me and James rq
Remuswoofin: the feelings mutual bae ↳Imbeingsirius: BAE OUR VIDEO WENT VIRAL ON PH ↳boyfriendofseamus: its true I saw it #traumatized lolz
HARRY's POV
Best People + Harry
You: can we change the name😒
James: no And Harry... you should be running for your life Igtg put headphones in so I can keep my ear drums brb
You: huh??
Lily is online
Lily: HARRY JAMES POTTER
You: uh oh
Lily: ELIJAH GOT A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST YOU CORNELIUS DROPPED IT OFF TODAY
You: idk what I did to him lmao😍
Lily: I have proof of MULTIPLE sexual texts from you to him
You: this sounds like homophobia to me 🥱
James: YUH what he said‼️
Lily: stop now I feel bad :(
James: LOOK WHAT YOU DID HARRY
You: I WAS JK MOM ILY WITH ALL MY HEART AND I WILL GIVE YOU THE BEST MOTHERS DAY GIFT
Lily: lol ik anyways lemme scream again HARRY YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR 2 MONTHS
You: well damn Therapist Delainy will be knowing your name in no time
Lily: This is serious, Harry
You: haha Sirius
James: UNCALLED FOR 😭
Lily: Fine. Three months.
You: hold the phone-
Lily: Harry, this will be on your record FOREVER. I want you to apologize to Elijah for harassing him and maybe he'll drop the charges
You: eff them charges🥱 I don't regret what I've said about Elijah That man is FINE And we're rich‼️ I have two sugar daddies and a sugar mama🙄✌️
