Main Character's
Harry: I GOT MY PHONE BACK BITCHES
Melody: I thought you had it yesterday...?
Harry: no?
Fred: uh oh
Melody: but you texted me
Harry: you mean my mum? Ik she did
Melody: nooo YOU texted me
Harry: Mel, say it with me: "I'm hallucinating"
Melody: 🙄 no I'm being fr
*one attachment image*
Harry: HUH
Melody: so you didn't ask me out?
Harry: no
Melody: oh
Melody is offline
Elijah: I'll brb
Elijah is offline
Private chat with Elijah & Melody
Elijah: Mel text me pls
Elijah: hellooo
Elijah: I know you're sad and I want to cheer you uppp
Melody: hii
Elijah: finally
Rant bestie
Melody: I'm so confused cuz why would he ask me out if he was just gonna say we weren't yk :(
Elijah: are you sure that was even Harry?? I mean, he doesn't really text like that
Melody: true but who'd steal his phone?
Elijah: I HAVE A LIST
James
Sirius
Regulus
Ron
Fred
George
Melody: welp
Elijah: yk if Harry is too 🐱 to ask you out you can just do it yourself‼️
Melody: yk what ima do it cuz I'm a bad bish‼️
Elijah: VENOM
Melody: ima text him brb
Elijah: SEND ME SCREENSHOTS
Private chat with Harry & Melody
Melody: hii
Harry: hi
Harry: why is this so awkward el oh el
Melody: idk lol...
Harry: the three dots make it more awkward 😩
Melody: anyways
I've been meaning to say thiss
Melody: I really like you
Like I likeee you
Harry: oh el oh el
Melody: >:(
Harry: I like you toooo
I thought that was obvious tho
Melody: anyway
*cue d!ck audio*
Will you be my bf??
Harry: reminds me of when my roblox gf asked me out hehe
Melody: please tell me you are not thinking about your roblox gf rn
Harry: sorry lol
And yess
Melody: oh ok cool
The gorls & gays
Melody: HAAHAHAHDJRISIBCFIDHENDKDHEHEJDUEHEHDJEIEDKDKDKDKDJJDFJDJE
Hermione: calm down miss girl
Melody: SORRY BUT HARRY ASKED ME OUT FR
Dean: RIP DAT PUTHAY
Seamus: AYEE
Melody: anyways i gotta go meet Harry
Melody is offline
Seamus: she's gonna come back limping
Dean: if she even comes back😏
Hermione: I'll update yall
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ILYT | H.J.P | Social Media
FanfictionIn which social media makes an appearance at Hogwarts. I do not own The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, rights go to J.K Rowling. (I do NOT support her or her actions in any way.)
