In which social media makes an appearance at Hogwarts.
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Harry invited Elijah to a private chat. Elijah has joined private chat.
Elijah: everything okay?
Harry: no
Elijah: wait what's wrong?
Harry: you're not here😞
Elijah: A for effort But I'm coming anyways becuz I don't want you to be sad lolz
Harry: really🥺
Elijah: no lol
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Chosen1: Me and Elijah broke up😢
Harrystylesfp: WE WERE NEVER TOGETHER ↳Chosen1: YOU LITERALLY HAVE A FAN PAGE FOR ME ↳Cedricdickory: bestie-
Melondiggory: okay! ↳Gredweasley: wait a damn minute- ↳Feorgeweasley: setting you two up on a date rn
Grangerorwhateva: you were never together-
Daphneg: HUH ↳Harrystylefp: don't worry bae. Harry's a little confused in the head ↳Chosen1: are you gonna give me head😏 ↳Daphneg: GIVE UP ALREADY ↳Chosen1: quoting the inspiring words of George and Fred weasley: NEVAHH
HARRY's POV
Main Character's
Elijah: Harry, delete your insta post rn.
Cedric: oh shit He's using punctuation he is PISSED
You: let's continue dis in the private chat...😏
Elijah: now I see why Melody hated you.
Cedric: no but he's actually mad, Harry- You're screwing up his relationship w Daphne
You: Elijah bae, are you mad??
Elijah: just frustrated
You: sexually??😏
Elijah: PLEASE STFU IM ACTUALLY GONNA SLAM YOU AGAINST A WALL REPEATEDLY THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU
You: kinky...
Elijah: I'm blocking you.
Elijah blocked Harry Elijah has left the chat
You: WAIT BAE COME BACK BAE
Cedric: you deserve it
Cedric is offline
You: I'm sad now I have no one :( My parents are dead Sirius is gonna die Elijah's mad at me Cedric won't answer my calls
Haylee: what the fuck
You: WAIT WRONG REALITY HAHA but I'm still sad lol
Haylee: okay you can be sad alone then🙄
Haylee is offline
You: now I'm really alone:(
Draco: welcome to the club
You: HUH YOU'RE A SIDE CHARACTER HOW ARE YOU HERE IM NOT THAT DESPERATE TO TALK TO SOMEONE GO AWAY EW
Draco: I don't like you too much either Pottah but I'm here anyways 🙄
You: bruh you don't like me because I didn't accept your petty little handshake so stfu I at least have a valid reason for not liking you
Draco: as if🙄
You: Cher?? Haha reminds me in fourth year when Mel, Hermy, and Qui*n dressed as the clueless girls Haha good times
Draco: what Anyways Why don't you like me Pottah
You: you called my best friend a mud-blood, you made fun of Ron because his attire, you tormented me whenever you got the chance, and you killed buckbeat
