Twenty-five

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Private chat with Ron, Hermione, Harry, and Melody.

Hermione: Ronald why did u make this chat

Ron: so Mel and Harry can make up

Harry: bae ily but she hates me

Ron: Harold she's not even active yet

Harry: sexually?

Ron: 🤦‍♂️

Hermione: what is it and your need to make everything sexual?

Harry: calm down hermit crab
It was a genuine question

Hermione: damn you're really running out of girls to piss off huh 😒

Melody is online

Melody: hello

Ron: you're so dry🙄 could we at least get a 'Hello to the best people in the world!'

Melody: hello to you Ron and Hermione

Harry: welp

Melody: I'm sorry, is there someone else there??

Ron: .....😃

Harry: Melissa I've been meaning to say this for a while...

Hermione: 🤦‍♀️

Melody: MELISSA 😃

Harry: SHIT I MEANT MELODY

Ron: you're shit at this

Hermione: it's been three minutes... whatever he's typing must be good

Harry: ily so much and I honestly didn't think that you cared about me flirting with Elijah

Ron: again, you. are. shit at this

Hermione: you took three minutes to type that-

Harry: LET ME FINISH

Harry: i know that it's common sense to know that, but I mean, have you met me? I'm the son of James Potter.

Ron: he really just pulled the James card

Hermione: and this helps you how?😃

Harry: LET ME MF FINISH

Harry: and I promise you Melody, if you could give me one more chance, I could make you happy.

Harry: I won't flirt with Elijah or Cedric, hell, I'll even stop fake-flirting with Ron

Ron: HUH

Ron: I NEED THE PRACTICE HARRY

Harry: sorry Ron, but we're over😣

Ron: FUCK YOU
I HOPE BOTH SIDES OF YOUR PILLOWS ARE WARM

Harry: DONT GO THERE

Hermione: GET BACK TO THE POINT

Harry: As I was saying, you will be my number one priority for this day forward. Only if you give me another chance...

Melody: are you sure this wasn't for 'Melissa'😒

Harry: Mel, I PROMISE you that I will be better

Melody: fine

Melody: ONE more chance

Harry: cool lol

Ron: he's doing victory laps rn

Harry: YESNDJSNRODMENEEU🤷‍♀️🏃‍♀️🤦‍♀️😏‼️‼️😂😂👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨😧😂😭🤪😜😇🤓😇🙂😎😊😛😊😃😌

Hermione: guys I think he's happy 😃

Ron: he just punched the window out of happiness...

Harry: it was either that or your face 😁😁😁😁

Melody: okay I'm coming over

Ron: he's bleeding out lol

Ron: Melody you won't have a boyfriend in about 3 minutes 😃

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