HARRY's POV
Dean added Elijah to Main Characters
You: grr
Why is he here
Seamus: Elijah is officially a main character
You: well at least he's on my level ig🙄
Dean: stfu before I tell Dr*co to add you to the side characters gc
Elijah: hola amigos and amigas😩
You: so
Very weird favor
Haha
Could you send a photo of yourself rn
Research purposes only ofcc
Elijah: sure ig??
I just got out of the shower so hold on
You: EVEN BETTER
Elijah: 🤨
You: I mean pshh cool
Elijah: *one attachment image*
Dean: Harry's having a bi panic rn
Ron: he looks like this but with Elijah's pic:
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Dean: GOODBYE😭
Seamus: this is the biggest bi panic he's had since Cedric rejected him for the....?
Hermione: 264th time...
Elijah: hello??
Harry?? You breathing rn??
You: sorry lol
Just doing cool guy things haha
Ron: he's literally printing out Elijah's picture with 100 copies
Elijah: forward them to Daphne, would you
Dean: well damn-
You: I just legally changed my name to Daphne lolz
Daphne: ...
You: Elijah wanna go skinny dipping??
Elijah: no
You: can we just do something where I can see you naked😩
Elijah: @cedricdickory please take him
Cedric: NO I JUST GOT RID OF HIM
@Melondiggory COME GET HIM
Melody: why me??
Ron: Harry just had another bi panic...
He's looking at Melody's insta profile rn...
Elijah: I'm so sorry to whoever Harry's future husband or wife is
Melody: ...
Cedric: wait
MELODY
DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY???🤨😏
You: I'm back yall
I was doing cool guy things that my buddy Leo told me about
Leo: bitch wtf
I blocked you
Dean: STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT
MELODY WHAT WERE YOU SAYING
Melody: Harry's average or whateva🙄
Ron:
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Photo creds- me
Harry is more than average‼️
Yes Harry I'm hyping you up or whateva🙄
You: I do look quite hot, don't I, Elijah, Cedric 😏
Elijah is offline
Cedric: someone change the topic lolz
Dean: where'd mel go??
Hermione: ig I'm pulling out one of Ronils memes🙄
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She's staring at Harry's profile
You: I'm staring at daddy Cedrics rn🤤
Seamus: calm tf down thirsty hoe
Dean:
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You: AND HE'S STILL FINE
EVEN WHEN HE LOOKS HOMELESS
Cedric: THAT PHOTO IS EDITED
Melody: it's not lol
I took it
Cedric is offline
You: it's not even funny how much I want to be degraded by Ced lol
Melody: oh haha
Seamus: just laugh the pain away bestie
Dean: i bet Harry has a mommy kink lol
You: hear me out-
🏃♂️💨
Harry is offline
YOU ARE READING
ILYT | H.J.P | Social Media
FanfictionIn which social media makes an appearance at Hogwarts. I do not own The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, rights go to J.K Rowling. (I do NOT support her or her actions in any way.)
