In which social media makes an appearance at Hogwarts.
I do not own The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, rights go to J.K Rowling. (I do NOT support her or her actions in any way.)
Lily: WHY IS THERE 9,000 DOLLARS MISSING FROM YOUR ACCOUNT?!
You: strange. You should really look into that mom
Lily: Harry, I will make it 4 months
You: fine. I took someone on a date
Lily: James, what date do you spend 9,000 dollars on?
James: AYO DON'T BRING ME INTO THIS
Lily: I sometimes forget which one of you is my son🤦♀️ Anyways, what kinda date did you go on?
You: a Gucci one...
Lily: WHAT HARRY, YOU ARE GONNA MAKE UP EVERY LAST DIME OF THAT.
You: I'll get it to you in 3.4 seconds🙄✋ I have a couple sugar daddies and a sugar mama‼️
Lily: you better or you'll be grounded for five months
You: 🏃♂️💨
Sugar Daddies + Sugar Mama
You: HEYYY So I need a small favor besties
Melody: 🧐
Cedric: this'll be good
Elijah: hm
Leo: well you saved my life so ig I owe you
You: GREAT SO can I have $9,000??
You: see, VERY small favor
Melody: wtf no
Cedric: absolutely not
Elijah: no❤️
Leo: suddenly, I don't owe you
You: YOU'RE MY LAST HOPE PLEASE
Elijah: you act like you're about die lmfao
You: WELL I TECHNICALLY AM I'M ABOUT TO FACE THE WRATH CALLED LILY EVANS
Leo: *Potter
You: WHO CARES
Leo: James
You: WHAT DOES IT MATTER SO CAN ANYONE HELP
Melody: no
Elijah: bestie that's a hardcore no
You: I'm so dead.
Leo: lol I'll pay for your funeral
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You: BRUH IM NOT SINGLE RIGHT ELIJAH?
Elijah is offline
Melody: how unfortunate
Leo: I read that in Snapes voice lmfao
Cedric: haha same
You: HELLO I'm still heree
You: and I'm kinda about to dieee
Cedric: you're still on that??
Melody: stop being Elena Gilbert 🙄✋
You: I will NOT tolerate Elena slander 🙅♂️
Cedric: I'm with Har on this one Mel
Leo: I'm a Katherine stan🙄 The SUPERIOR doppelgänger
You: I'm about to be late to my own funeral See yaa
Best People + Harry
Lily: Harry, the 9,000 dollars is coming out of your allowance
You: but I have to have money to buy you a mother's day gift‼️
Lily: I'll buy myself something 🙄 Anyways
You: MOM WHY DO I HAVE NO DATA
Lily: I turned it off since you decided to spend 9,000 DOLLARS
You: I SAID SORRY BUT TURNING OFF THE DATA IS TOO FAR
James: TY LILS YOU SAVED ME FROM A FACETIME CALL WITH MY MOM
Lily: anytime??
You: mom what am I supposed to do for the next five months
Lily: you could start with getting a job to pay for the 9,000 dollars you spent
