Chapter 12: December 25th

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Birthmas = Christmas/Birthday because, ya know, Allen's birthday is on December 25th.


Allen's POV:

          I jump out of bed once my alarm blares. I quickly get dressed and brush my hair. Gotta look nice, Mana takes pictures every year. I put my clip-on earrings on and put the gloves Kanda gave me on. These gloves are comfier than my other ones. Mana is like one of those Facebook moms. He shares everything on there. He even gushes about family. He's even in a mom Facebook group for Christ's sake! I'm thankful he's not a Karen.

          The scent of Brithmas breakfast fills the air. Ahhh~ Mana's cooking is the best! My phone buzzes. I look at it and see a text from Kanda. It seems like we've been getting friendlier lately. I like that.

(Potential Murder Case Chatroom)

Kanda: Hey, Beansprout

Allen: Hey, BaKanda

Kanda: Where'd you buy that golem thing?

Allen: Cross made it. He didn't want it anymore, so he gave it to me. I decided to give it to Tiedoll

Kanda: Does he have others?

Allen: Yeah, we do! Its name is Ur-Canpy. It's a failed project though. It's very cuddly and friendly. Its only defect is it likes to eat plastic and paper

Kanda: I want it

Allen: Sure, we can communicate with each other through our golems! Mine is Timcanpy. Do be careful with Ur-Canpy, it is a living thing even though it doesn't seem like it

Kanda: What?

Allen: Ur-Canpy and Timcanpy are living beings like you and me. Don't ask why it's alive because the only answer I can give is Cross is a wizard

Kanda: You have a weird fucking family

Allen: Tell me about it

Kanda: Anyway, my family likes what you gave them. They say thanks

Allen: I'm glad 

Kanda: I have to go. The old man wants us to clean out the basement. We're adding an indoor swimming pool. It can heat up and cool down

Allen: Lucky! I wanna go when it's done!

Kanda: After I train you. It'll be a treat

Allen: Sweet!

Kanda: 'Ight, bye

Allen: Bye!

(Chatroom End)

          Ur-Canpy finally gets the home it deserves. I hope Kanda treats it right. I'll give him instructions later. These golems are infinite storage and can grow. Tim would always grow big and comfort me when I was little. Time to eat breakfast~ I skip out of my room and into the dining room. Unfortunately for me, Cross is off during Birthmas. He's going to bully me again.

          "Mana~ Did you make extras?" I ask. Mana nods. I smirk. I sit down and inhale the food in front of me. I also inhale the extras. "No matter how many times you eat, I'll still never get used to it," Tyki says. I smile at him. "Time to open presents! I wanna show the ladies on Facebook more family photos!" Mana says. I groan. "Oh my god. Mana, if you don't stop being a Facebook mom, I will break your phone." I threaten. 

          Mana gets a cheery smile. "Aw, come on! I make a great Facebook mom!" Mana half-heartedly whines. "Tsk tsk tsk. No whining." I say. Mana pouts. "You two are a strange pair," Nea says. "Eh, it's called being more mature than Mana," I say. "Hey! I'm not that immature!" Mana whines. We all laugh and Mana blushes. 

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