Dedicated to my friend Marc, who actually legitimately asked me this question.
.... You're a strange one my friend...
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+++++++++++++++++"If you woke up and you were a hamster, what would be the first thing you would do?" Will asks out of the blue, causing me to stop writing.
I lifted my gaze and threw him a weird look as he absentmindedly twirled a pen in his hand. "If I woke up... As a hamster..." I reply slowly, believing my ears to be mistaken.
"Yes, a hamster. What would you do?" He questions, setting the pen down and looking at me with raises eyebrows.
I blink at him a few times, still not believing that he was asking such a ridiculous question. "Why would I wake up as a hamster?" I question incredulously.
He shrugs. "I don't know. Just answer the question."
I set my pencil down and lean my in my chair, running a hand through my hair thoughtfully. "Well... I guess I would learn how to skateboard and become the world's first skateboarding hamster."
He raises an eyebrow at me as his eyes study me. "A skateboarding hamster? Why?"
I shrug my shoulders and leave my chair, walking over to the cabinet with all the coffee mugs. "I don't know... Maybe because it's the one thing I love and am good at as a human and I would want to keep that."
"Hmm." He hums thoughtfully as I reach for a second mug.
"You want some coffee?" I ask, leaving my hand suspended mid-air as I wait for his answer.
"Yea, sure." He replies. I nod my head and grab the second mug before walking over to the Kurig coffee maker and setting in the first coffee. I press the button and turn around to see will watching me thoughtfully.
"Um..." I say, looking around me to see if he was looking at something else. He tilts his head to the side as a smile plays at his lips.
"Two questions. One: Why are you looking at me? Two: wet cream or dry?" I question him, turning back around to make the coffee after I exchange the mug in the machine for mine.
"Wet cream, please." He replies, his breath tickling my ear.
My eyes widen as I spun around only to stand a foot away from a smirking Will. "I... Ah... Um... Wet cream it is..." I awkwardly say, scooting to the fridge and pulling out the French Vanilla coffee mate.
Will bursts out laughing as I--in a rather flustered way--hand him the cup mumbling 'here ya go' under my breath. He grins ear to ear at me, showing a dimple on each of his cheeks.
Oh fudge monkeys... A girl's gotta love dimples...
I scold my inner voice for ever thinking about Will like that before going and making my own coffee.
"You're so innocent." Will says humorously, and I walk back to the table with my coffee in hand, giving him a strange look.
"Me? Innocent? Puh-lease. I am far from innocent." I argue with a non-chalant wave of my hand.
"Oh really?" He challenges, raising an eyebrow. "Say, sex." He orders me.
I scoff. "Really? That's the best you got? Anybody can say that word."
"What word?" He questions me mischievously.
"The word you told me to say." I reply cooly.
"Say it." He says with a grin.
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Skater Cinderella (First Edition)
Teen FictionWe all know the story of Cinderella. Her father marries a wicked woman, she has brats for daughters, her dad disappears and no one really knows what the fudge happened to him. She gets a new pair of shoes, goes partying, meets a handsome dude, and g...