Inner Critic: Give me some ketchup!
West Virginia Hillbilly: Where are your manners, fella? I ain't giving you no ketchup till you say please!
Inner Critic: I need ketchup for my meatloaf!
West Virginia Hillbilly: Nothing doing! Say please!
Inner Critic: No!
West Virginia Hillbilly: Then, no ketchup!
Inner Critic: Go back to Arkansas, or wherever you came from!
West Virginia Hillbilly: *beats up IC*
Inner Critic: *getting beat up*
Kristen: West Virginia Hillbilly is so cool!
West Virginia Hillbilly: *still beating up IC*
Inner Critic: *still getting beat up*
This story was written on Friday, April 12th, 2024.
A/N Inner Critic, just say please if you want something!!! 😅😅😅😅 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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