Cromwell Pizza Restaurant
Main St
Cromwell, Connecticut
Inner Critic: I ordered a pepperoni pizza! This is sausage and anchovies!
Waiter: Sir, you criticized my writing! I'm a waiter by day, writer by night!
Inner Critic: I was just being honest!
Waiter: Just shut up and eat!
Inner Critic: As you wish! I wasn't trying to be rude!
Mysterious Clown: *takes IC's pizza and walks out*
Inner Critic: Someone stop that clown!
Customers: *ignoring IC*
Waiter: *ignoring IC*
This story was written on Friday, April 26th, 2024. (Arbor Day)
A/N Inner Critic got owned by the waiter!!! That's a slap in the face! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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