West Virginia Hillbilly And Silly Clown At 5 Guys

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5 Guys

Washington St

Middletown, Connecticut

West Virginia Hillbilly: I would like a bacon cheeseburger with ketchup and mustard, lettuce, pickles, and onions, and a drink.

Silly Clown: I would like a cheeseburger with ketchup and mustard, tomatoes, and peppers, and a chocolate milkshake! *goofy clown laugh*

Cerrone: Any fries?

Silly Clown: Large Cajun fry!

West Virginia Hillbilly: *gets some raspberry Fanta from the machine*

Girl: What's a clown doing here?

Woman: Sally, eat your food!

West Virginia Hillbilly: *eats his food*

Silly Clown: *eats his food*

West Virginia Hillbilly: I reckon it ain't as busy right now!

Radio: *playing Four Little Diamonds by ELO*






This story was written on Monday, April 22nd, 2024. (Earth Day)

A/N West Virginia Hillbilly and Silly Clown are at 5 Guys right now! That girl was rude about Silly Clown though! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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