April Will Never End? Of Course It Will!

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Dunkin Donuts

Eagle St

Witch Hunt, Connecticut

Kristen: *drinking a vanilla latte*

Man: *gray hair, thick beard and mustache* April isn't going away.

Kristen: I'm sorry?

Man: I said, April isn't going away! May will never come!

Kristen: May will be here eventually!

Man: Nope! I'm going to see that April is gonna stay!

Kristen: You're whacked out! *whacks the man with a cartoon mallet*

Man: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above him, and his tongue sticking out*

Kristen: Why he said that to me directly, I'll never know!







This story was written on Wednesday, April 17th, 2024.

A/N That man is stupid! April Will end eventually and we will welcome in May! 😁 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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