What In Tarnation Is Going On?

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Man: *dark brown suit, red bow tie, thick mustache and beard* Hit me! *playing cards*

French Cow: Oui, Monsieur! 25!

Man: I was bluffing! You know, French Cow, you sure know how to have a good time!

French Cow: Merci beaucoup!

Man: There's something about French babes that really spices things up! I....

Ken: What the heck?! Get out of here!

Man: Okay, we're leaving, sir! We don't want any trouble! *puts the cards away*

French Cow: Au revoir, Monsieur! *leaves with the man*

Ken: What is this, a cabaret club? The whole world has gone insane.





This story was written on Monday, April 22nd, 2024. (Earth Day)

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