Shorts p.3

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I'm here to deliver more. Plus i'm just procrastinating on two requests i have in my drafts.

(Not proof read)
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Tony: Why are your tongues purple?

Nat: We were eating m&m's

Tony: i didn't know they had purple m&m's?

Y/n: I ate the blue m&m's out of the packet

Nat: I ate the red ones.

Peter: What? How does that make any sense?

Clint: Oh my god

Steve: What?

Clint: Nat what you and Y/n do today?

Nat: We went for a walk in the park

Clint: And what did you do at the park ?

Nat: We brought m&m's and then ate them

Clint: And then ?

*you lean over in Nat's ear and whisper*

Y/n: Do you think that's why our tongues are purple?

Nat: *coughs* Shut up

Y/n: I told you not to use your tongue!

Nat: *rolls her eyes and smirks*

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(Your Nat's daughter- age 7)

Nat: What did you draw ?

*you're mad a nat*

Y/n: A stick

Nat: A stick?

Y/n: A stick from the park WHERE YOU PROMISED TO TAKE ME TODAY!

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Tony: Guess what I found in your room today

*in your head*

Y/n: Nat's bra ?
Y/n: Nat's underwear ?
Y/n: Nat under my bed ?
Y/n: Nat's shirt ?
Y/n: Nat's hoodie ?
Y/n: The vibrator we used ?
Y/n: Nat's lingerie ?

Wanda: What the fuck Y/n ?!?

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Bucky: So, how was it last night Y/n?

Y/n: Huh? I don't know what your talking about

Thor: Give it to me daddy

Bucky:That's what she kept screaming (Ik it's keeps but I changed it )

Wanda: Give it to me daddy

Tony: She love the way I beat it

Nat: Alright guys stop teasing

Y/n: No don't I want to see how much they heard

Sam: Take it slow

Bucky: Put it down on me

Thor: I said jump on it

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