"What's the issue, dear? Why are you holding back from such a man?" Bulda asks who she thinks is her future daughter-in-law.
Bulda: Is it the clumpy way he walks?
"What?" Kristoff asks.
Cliff: Or the grumpy way he talks?
"Oh no."
Troll: Or the pear-shaped, square-shaped weirdness of his feet?
"Hey!" Kristoff defends. (There's gonna be a lot of defending in this chapter.)
Troll: And though we know he washes well, he always ends up sorta smelly
Bulda: But you'll never meet a fella who's as sensitive and sweet
"That's nice but..."
Trolls: So he's a bit of a fixer upper
So he's got a few flaws
Like his peculiar brain, dear, his thing for the reindeer
That's outside a few of nature's laws
"This is not about me!" Kristoff tries to convince Y/n more than Anna at this point.
Trolls: So he's a bit of a fixer upper, but this we're certain of
You can fix this fixer upper up with a little bit of love
"Can we just stop talking about this?! We've got a real, actual problem here." Kristoff tries to convince his family, almost pointing to the two sisters.
"I'll say. So, tell me, dear..." Bulda starts.
Bulda: Is it the way that he runs scared?
Troll: Or that he's socially impaired?
Kid Troll: Or that he only likes to tinkle in the woods?
Kristoff looks at Y/n to see a smiling girl for reassurance.
"I did not need to know that." Anna says in discomfort.
Troll: Are you holding back your fondness
Due to his unmanly blondness?
Trolls: Or the way he covers up that he's the honest goods?
He's just a bit of a fixer upper
He's got a couple of bugs
"No, I don't!" Kristoff steals a glance toward Y/n to see her smiling. Thankfully he sighs in relief.
Trolls: His isolation is confirmation
Of his desperation for healing hugs
"Aw" Both girls mumble Anna smirking at Y/n's reaction.
Trolls: So he's a bit of a fixer upper
But we know what to do
The way to fix this fixer upper
Is to fix him up with you
The girl trolls sweep Anna away. The boys take Kristoff.
"Stop it, stop it, stop it! Enough! She's engaged to someone else. Okay?!" Kristoff yells at them.
The boy Trolls stare at him. Blink. Blink. The boy trolls turn in and huddle.
Troll: So she's a bit of a fixer upper
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A Sister's Love (Frozen)
FantasyKristoff x reader. Y/n is okay with people near her but if they get near her hands, well that's a different story. In the book's present time: Elsa: 21 Y/n: 19 Anna: 18 Highest Rankings: #1 in kristoff Started: June 12, 2021 Ended: January 24, 202...
