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incorrect quotes

.✧ ➤ ❝  incorrect quotes ...?¿ ❞

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yuri: i never know what to say at funerals

namjoon: just say "i'm sorry for your loss" and then move on

yuri, at a funeral: i'm sorry for your loss, move on

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jungkook: are we dating?

yuri, sweating: what? pftt nO. no.

jungkook: but this morning you called me baby and honey

yuri: you're my friend. i call all of my friends that.

jimin running in from the other room, in tears: YOU NEVER CALL ME THAT!!

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yuri: i wasn't that drunk!

yoongi: you coloured my face with a highlighter because you said i was important

yuri, tearing up: you are!

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yuri: hello, can i talk to kim seokjin please?

military guy: this phone is for emergencies only

yuri: this is an emergency. it's a life or death situation and i really need to talk to jin

jin: hello?

yuri, sniffling: jin, would you love me if i was a worm? taehyung said he wouldn't and now i'm sad—

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yuri: i need to talk to hoseok. it's urgent

military guy: ma'am please, this phone is for emergencies only

yuri: give the phone to hobi or i'm going to show up there in person

hoseok: hello?

yuri: omg hi sunshine, i was just calling to tell you that my cat just got scared by a bird and it reminded me of you i miss you

hoseok: i miss you too. please send me videos of the cat

yuri: i'm going to send them to this phone

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yuri: ...

military man, sighing: yoongi, it's for you

yoongi: what

yuri: I LOST JUNGKOOK AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WHAT WILL I TELL HIS MOM—

yoongi: you lost jungkook...?

yuri: YES. HE WAS HERE A SECOND AGO, I WAS LITERALLY HOLDING HIS HAND AND THEN I LOOKED AWAY FOR ONE SECOND ANS HE WAS GONE

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yoongi: curses

yuri: hey, no cursing in front of the baby!

txt: oh it's okay, we don't mind

yuri: no, i meant jungkook

yuri: jungkook is the baby

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namjoon to yoongi: do you ever want to talk about your emotions?

yoongi: no

yuri: i do!

namjoon: i know, yuri

yuri: i'm sad.

namjoon: i know, yuri

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hoseok: would you rather kiss yuri or—

jungkook: kiss yuri

hoseok: i didn't even say the other option

jungkook: i know. i would kiss yuri

hoseok: okay, yuri would you punch jungkoo—

yuri: that one. the one with punching and jungkook

hoseok: is this a weird way to indirectly flirt with each other?

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yoongi: i regret getting you a blender for your birthday

yuri, sipping on her blended toast: why?

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yuri continuously getting distracted and looking at jungkook: can you be quiet??

jungkook: i didn't even say anything—

yuri: WELL STOP EXISTING SO LOUD

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annie's thoughts 💭:
working on a full length chapter in the time i get free from school but enjoy this in the meanwhile