To Tartarus with all men.🙄
You are overreacting
Have you met Hermes?
Well..
Yeah.
Anyway... How was the prophecy?
Amazing!
Omg! Apollo was so pitiful!
😂.
Oh the sight was lovely! He forgot all about you, Ali
That's a relief! Do u think it's safe for me to continue txting him.
1. You should always use proper grammar and proper WORDS!
2. Maybe in a month of two. Most of us gods have short memories.
I do not! 😡
I wasn't referring to you directly.
Gods, u two! Stop with the fighting! 🙄
That was not fighting! 😂
U wanna see fighting?!
NO!
Oh...
Man! I thought an actual fight was going to go down!
Hermes! 😡
GET.
OUT.
Only 4 u! 😘
Ur gonna regret the day you intruded on our first texting conversation! 👿
U just can't think, can you? 🙄
Not when I'm in the presence of a fair maiden, such as Ali! 😉
Ur not! This is a freaking text!
Right... Dam, Aphrodite, these pick up lines aren't working! 😤
That's because you have no chance with Ali. 😆
I'm leaving.
No wait! I can change! 😢
Ur an idiot. 🙄
Agreed
Not a question.
Oh absolutely!
Ur supposed to be in my side Aphrodite! 😒
She's just stating facts!
I am.
Bye. Ur driving me crazy. 🙄
I'm coming!!
Me tooooooooo! 😎
Go away!
Yeah!
Go while u still can.
U know what I do with intruders?!
Hm?
I KILL THEM! 🗡
when was this a thing?
Now.
I'm gonna leave now. 😳
Bye~ 😊
(She's a servant of Hades)
GET OUT!
I'm leaving! Ok? I'm leaving.
Finally. I'm going to go read. If I get ONE TEXT. ONE TEXT! Ur all goners
Yes ms. Ali
Yes ms. Ali
Yes Ms. Ali
Yes ms. Ali
Good. Now go do godly stuff.
YOU ARE READING
Texting The Greek Gods (Complete )
RandomAli was prank texting random numbers on her phone when she accidentally texted Zeus, the king of the gods. How do you accidentally text a God, you may ask. Well I can't tell you, that would ruin the book! 😉 Anyway, Ali gets in some trouble, makes s...
