Texting The Greek Gods (Complete )

Apollo

Hi.

Ummmmmmmm hi.

We have a problem.

Oh boy.

I hear u started to take band.

Where did u hear that?!

ALL THE WAY UP ON OLYMPUS! U SUCK AT THE VIOLIN AND UR SO LOUD TOO! EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FROM UP HERE!

Is that so? Because I play the bass... u must be thinking of someone else. Sry.

WHAT! BUT THEY SAID--

Who said?

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

And what did they say?

Ever since that scheme with Dionysus, he told me about u taking band. then I insisted on getting more info. This is my area of power after all. He told me u were learning the violin. I guess he lied to make me feel like an idiot.

He only went to my school for a week. So all of what he told u was a lie.

WHAT!! THAT --

HEY! What's it with u and ur sister calling people names?!

I was going to say bastard.

Oh. Interesting insult choice. I won't judge.

I don't blame u for making the assumption I would say something worse. Artemis is world renowned for having a horrible potty mouth.

I've notice. But she has improved

Really?! Maybe just around u...

I don't remember u always being the outcast in the old myths. What happened?

I guess people just found me too arrogant to handle. Then they just got tired of it.

Oh. Ur learning to stop, then?

Yeah. I just don't see it though. I think I'm perfect just the way I am.

Yeaaaaaah... that's my que to leave.

Oh. BYEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ummm bye?