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group chat name:
"I don't have friends"

SEOKJINNIE
who tf made the group name?

SEOKJINNIE
it was oNE TIME

YOONGI GRAMPS
bitch do we know you?

YOONGI GRAMPS
go talk to your non existent friends

MOCHI
omg you even made yoongi upset

DANCER
now thaTS SAYING SOMETHING

JUNGOO
jin hyung said we're family tho

SPILLTHETAE
that's right 😤 leave him alone

SEOKJINNIE
aw my babies are here to defend me

SEOKJINNIE
take some tips jimin

MOCHI
stop making excuses for him psht

NAMJOON
I met a girl

SEOKJINNIE
JIMIN I SWEAR I WILL HIT YOU IM THE OLDEST

MOCHI
does it look like I care about age?

DANCER
W O W

YOONGI GRAMPS
damn where is this attitude coming from?

SEOKJINNIE
exactly who do you think you are?

JUNGOO
tae where's the popcorn?

DANCER
jiminie apologise to jin

SPILLTHETAE
oh hyung is here

DANCER
no shit I've been here this whole time

SPILLTHETAE
NOT YOUUUUUUUU

MOCHI
OH JOONIE IS HERE I PROMISE WE WERE NOT FIGHTING

SEOKJINNIE
I just scrolled up shit

SEOKJINNIE
SORRY FOR ACCIDENTALLY IGNORING YOU

NAMJOON
it's okay :)

YOONGI GRAMPS
holy shit you met someone?

MOCHI
OMG WLSJDK WHAT

SPILLTHETAE
SPILL THE NEWS BRO

JUNGOO
NAMJOONIE

DANCER
SJKSJDKSJS BITCH FINALLY

NAMJOON
BOYS SIT DOWN

NAMJOON
it's not a big deal

NAMJOON
she works at the zoo

SEOKJINNIE
lmaooooooo of course she does

MOCHI
what's that supposed to mean?

SEOKJINNIE
of course namjoon met the girl of his dreams THERE

SEOKJINNIE
that's his happy place

NAMJOON
she could be married who knows

NAMJOON
or lesbian

NAMJOON
or simply didn't even look at me the way I looked her

JUNGOO
WHO WOULDN'T NOTICE YOU

SEOKJINNIE
don't downgrade yourself dude go for it

YOONGI GRAMPS
yeah joon give yourself a chance

SPILLTHETAE
you deserve to have a first love after what you've been through

MOCHI
maybe it'll turn into something wonderful

NAMJOON
maybe I'll give it a chance :)