Peter Parkour and the fam//oneshots

Twitter pt 2

Flash is nice btw :)

🅱️eter @petrprkr
Heathers: the musical hits different at 1:00 am
>I am @IronMan
    Kid, go to sleep
>> 🅱️eter @petrprkr
     No
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Fruit salad @petrprkr
     Yummy yummy
> not a nerd @Mj
     Tony come get ur kid
>gitc @nedward
     Ayyyyeeeee
>> I am @IronMan
     @Mj The threat has been contained
>>>Thor's Abs @whore
     Bruh
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Baby stark @petrprkr
     If I die a virgin during corona I'm throwing hands with whoever I deal with in the afterlife ✌🏼
> I'm Liberian @Shuri
     Mood
>I am @IronMan
     What do you mean "whoever you deal with"??
>>Baby stark @petrprkr
     At this point... idk if I'm going to heaven or hell
>>>I am @IronMan
     Kid...
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He's the man @Spider-Man
     It's Wednesday mah dudes
>I'm Liberian @Shuri
     AHHHHHHH
>>gitc @nedward
     AHHHHHHH
>>>KEENstar @harleykeener
AHHHHHHH
>>>>not a loser @Mj
no
>I am @IronMan
Can't say I'm surprised, underoos
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Thor UGGHHH @petrprkr
     Daily Thor appreciation post :)
>bannnnana @fRuiT
     The things I'd let Thor do
>> 🕷🕸 @SpiderBoi
     Same
>>>bannnnana @fRuiT
     Ejcijeisjfrjwjahfjd
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You want some real speed @Flash
     Peterrrrrr answer ur phone u idiot
>Mama Spider @blackwidow
     Excuse me?
>>>You want some real speed @Flash
     @petrprkr h e l p
>>>>I'm lonely @petrprkr
     It's ok @blackwidow. Flash is a friend :)
>>>>>>Mama Spider @black widow
     ...... ok
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JD caused corona @petrprkr
     Prove me wrong
>heapass @ethannnn
     Why??
>kill me @buckybee
     Who's JD?
>>JD causes corona @petrprkr
     @heapass "guarantee they never see their senior prom"
>>JD caused corona @petrprkr
     @buckybee I shall educate you
>>>heapass @ethannnn
     ....... damn
>I am @IronMan
     Peter.... please stop
>>JD caused corona @petrprkr
     no
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I want dog @petrprkr
     @IronMan get me a got damn dog
>I am @IronMan
     No
I love Pepper @petrprkr
     @PepperP can I get a dog? :(
>CEO of SI @PepperP
Of course Peter
>>I love Pepper @petrprkr
Thank you :)))
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I have dog @petrprkr
:)))))))))))!!!!!!

I am @IronMan
Unrelated note, @petrprkr no longer interns at SI
>I have dog @petrprkr
U would never get rid of me. U love me too much :)
>>I am @IronMan
*siiiggghhh* yeah I do
>>>I have dog @petrprkr
<3 :)

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A/N: here's another twitter shot because a few people liked the last one. I wrote this at 1 am because I'm writing another chapter and I couldn't figure out how to finish it yet. So you get this. I hope you enjoyed and I'll see you, in the next chapter. BUH-BYE!!!!
~Grace