Part 5- Nico's phone number

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(^^Just a little something for pride month<3)

Tony POV

As I was looking over Nico's papers, i notice it has his phone number...

~3 minutes later~

"Tony, why the *faun* did you call us here?" asked a very annoyed scary Russian lady, after of which there were several people voicing the same question,

"Ok ok ok, shut up, I get it. Anyway, I called you here today for a very important reason," pause for the extra build-up of annoyance and suspense, "we, ladies and gentlemen, have access to Nico Di Angelo's number."

"Wait wha-" -Capsicle

"How is this important again?" -Scary Russian Lady

"Wait REALLY!?" -Birdbrain

"So..?" -Science Bro

"So naturally, the only logical thing to do in this situation is to use this resource to the full benefit of being able to annoy him, EVEN OUTSIDE of work," I said matter-of-factly, as though giving a presentation,

"But-" -Captain Frisbee

"Oh my god." -Nat

"H3LL YEAH!!!" -Katniss

"Uh... ok..?" -Big Green

So obviously, I gave his number out to everyone and made a group chat

You
Heyyyyyyy

***-***-****
Who tf is this

***-***-****
Your worst nightmare >:)

***-***-****
Ah, so this is Leo on his 57th energy drink + caffeine

***-***-**** has changed ***-***-**** to 57th energy drink

You
I-
What?

***-***-****
They said they were my worst nightmare, so there you go.

57th energy drink
...
You know what? I'll take it

***-***-****
Good for you
Now who are the others

You
Well I'm a genius billionaire, do with that what you will

***-***-****
K

***-***-**** has changed ***-***-**** name to "egotistical"

You
...

***-***-****
hi?

***-***-****
Hello, what's something about you

***-***-****
Well, I like science and reading?

***-***-****
Understandable

***-***-**** has changed ***-***-**** to "brainiac"

brainiac
Cool, thank you

***-***-***
Seriously?

***-***-****
Yes.
Now tell me about yourself

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