The Diddly-bobs

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~jades pov~

"Tori, André beck, jade, cat and Robbie you stay for a while" sikowitz said

Beck put his arm around me and I intertwined our fingers
"Can I leave" I said I was already bored
"Waaitt" sikowitz said "how would you guys like to do something for money"
"Can we have some details first" tori said
"I assume you've heard of Kevin chase he was my roommate in college and now he's extremely wealthy and his little boy is turning 4, Kevin hired the wagga fuffles to do a performance" sikowitz started to explained
"Huuuhhh!" Cat said excitedly "oh I love the wagga fuffles! Wagga wagga fuffle left and right Wagga Wagga fuffle day and night" cat started to sing
"Shut up" Rex said
I reached into becks pocket and pulled a dollar.
"I'll give you this dollar to get to the point" I offered sikowitz
"I couldn't possibly take your money" he said but took anyway
"Apparently the wagga fuffles plane crashed and so Kevin needs a new musical group to perform at his sons birthday party and I said I will get you guys to do one performance"
"No" I said and grabbed becks hand and started to walk out the door
"He'll pay you a thousand dollars"

Beck pulled me back in the conversation because he knew I wanted the money but I didn't want to listen and he put his arm around me from behind.

We were all sat at Toris house trying to figure out what to sing André sand some song about noses.

My grandpa has nose
And my grandma has a nose
Everyone you know has nose nose nose

"My grandpas nose got blown off in the war so that songs a filthy lie" I stated whisky cutting up some flowers
"Why did we say we'd do this?" Beck said
"It'd be fun!" Cat said, yeah fun for her is practically like a 4 year old
"Yeah it's so fun to put on humiliating costumes and dance around like idiots for icky sticky 3 year olds"
"Four year olds" tori said, I don't care and I never will "and my mom grew those flowers"
"They're lovely" I said and continued to cut the flower heads

"What about this song" Robbie said and started to play

It's fun to run
It's fun to play
It's fun to make things out of clay
It's fun to fill your car with gas
It's fun to break
Things made of glass

Broken glass can cut your hands
And then you'll bleed across the land

Then tori cut him off.

"Let's think what do four year old like" beck said
"Umm cartoons" cat suggested
"Animals" André said
"Being annoying" I said
"Broken glass" Robbie sang

André went off to answer a call and shortly after Tori followed him.

"Babe you sure you don't wanna sit on the couch?" Beck asked me
"I'm sure"

~the day of the party jades pov~

We were getting into costume, I can't believe I was actually doing this.

I was struggling to get my boobs in my costume cat was helping whilst the boys were standing there laughing and tori was off somewhere.
"Why won't they go in!" I said
"I don't know!" Cat said
"Don't just stand there help us" I screamed at the boys beck helped more than the others

Cat went off to got tori to help us.

They came back and we eventually got me in costume then everyone else finished getting ready.

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