Unseen moments || bade

Robbie sells rex

~jades pov~

The flour bomber is back. AGAIN. And for those dumb people who don't know who he is, he is this annoying guy who has nothing better to do than break into our school and smack us in the face with flour. He's probably a middle aged man who still lives in his moms house who's been recently sacked and does this because she doesn't want her to know. I have plans to kill him. Beck found it and burnt the paper. Dammit shouldn't have put it on paper should've typed it out. What's he gonna do? Burn my laptop, I doubt it. Since I don't have my perfectly planned out murder plan I'll have to do it a different way. So I'm looking for my most expensive dress that I don't wear anymore or one that I have double of and pair it with shoes that I don't wear anymore, he should bomb me because it'll ruin my outfit and my hair and makeup but I need to find out who he is RIGHT NOW!!!

I walk into school in my blue dress and blue heels, I see beck and Andre and I walk over to them.
"There's my girl just blending in with the crowd" beck said
"I wanna know who this flour bomber is" I said
"So you wore that to get his attention" André pointed out as if it wasn't already obvious
"Yep and them when he tried to cover me in flour I'm going to grab him wrestle him to the ground take off his mask and beat him up"
We walk over to tori and cat because Robbie stormed away acting really weird and we wanted to know what's wrong, well they did.
I don't remember much of that conversation apart from the fact that I insulted tori about her stupid monster purse, everyone laughed.
Sikowitz came running over to us.
"Kids have you seen an unholy women with a horrible little girl" he said in a paniky tone
"Mr sikowitz!" A woman yelled
He hid behind beck and I, it didn't work.
He's quite mad at an egg being thrown at his head whilst he was showering, guess that taught him not to shower with the window open.

Shortly after, the flour bomber came and bombed sikowitz.
"NO BOMB ME!" I yelled
"You know that egg thing it seems like something jade would do as a child" André mentioned
"Similar" cat said
"Who doesn't egg people that they don't like houses on Halloween or a random Tuesday" I defend myself
"It wasn't just eggs" cat said thinking back to the memory, horrified
"What?" André asked
"I may have attached razors to them so people's shoes would break when they walk outside or if anyone is dumb enough to go out barefoot them scratch their feet up" I explained
"She also hit someone on the head with it, there was so much blood" cat add
"Doesn't surprise me" beck said
Tori just awkwardly laughed and backed away.
The bell went for next class so beck and tori went off to their class and got bombed.
"BOMB ME!!" I exclaim
"MY HAIR" beck cries out "jade we're going home and we're getting this out and you're helping me"
"BUT I WANNA CATCH THE FLOUR BOMBER!"
"I DONT CARE"
"FINE BUT YOURE HELPING ME"

We ditch school and go over to becks RV to attempt to get the flour out.
He starts to run the shower.
"You know the flour is just gonna clump together and clog your shower" I point out to him
"I don't care this flour needs to be out of my hair right now"
"Ok then"

Five minutes goes by.
"JADE CAN YOU HELP"
"Ugh fine I'm coming!"
I go into the bathroom and he looks ridiculous. I laugh.
"Jade stop laughing it's not funny!"
"It kinda is"
"Just shut up and help me"
"Ok ok"

I took us 20 minutes to get it out since it kept clumping up and get stuck in hair, just like I said it would.
"We've still got three hours of school left wanna go back" beck asks
"Not really" I reply
"What do you want to do instead?"
"Cuddle and watch a film"

The next day at school we were in sikowitz class and robbie was acting weird, he sold Rex, he ran out of class and said he was taking a nap.
"I wanna know who that flour bomber is" I say
"All I can say is that it gets everywhere" beck states "EVERYWHERE"
"It's true" I agree
"Jade we don't wanna know about yours and becks sex life" sikowitz says
"I had to help him get it out of his hair and off of his body" there was a short silence "and yeah we did"

After school we headed over to Tori's to make a plan to catch the flour bomber.
We went to school the next day to put the plan in place. He bombs someone so we block all the exits and reveal his mask. He is a teenager our age from the high school a couple miles away.
"I guess he's not a middle aged man who's been fired from his job and still lives in his moms house" I say
"That's what you thought?" Tori questions
"Yep" I emphasise the p
The bells rings and we all go home, beck puts his arm around waist and i put mine around his shoulders and we walk to his car.
"That was disappointing" I say getting into his car
"Next time maybe it won't be" he suggests
"Hopefully there's no next time and if there is I'll kill him"