Da boss Will Schuester stood in the coridoor outside Dumbelleedoor's office with a gleeful gaggle of students at his back. They paraded up the staircase and then sat in a circle doing introductions. UwU cat girl Hermione went first. "My name is UwUcatgirlbossHermioneSLAYYYYY and I had my SLAYYYYY transformation (that's how I got my name) and-" "Shot op fam." Reported HeyZeus(1) Hermione made an indignant noise and continued. "I'm not Homophobic. In fact I have two gay dads." "Alright, who's next?" rapped the Schuester. "What do you mean who's next?" came the chorus of replies. Will held up his hands in a placating gesture. They then started to sing. Everyone (except for him) started singing Beans by Kurt Cobain. Schue had somehow (no one knows quite how) obtained the wrong memo and was rapping Don't Stop Believing by Journey. Half way through the song Dumbelleedoor burst in, just in time to yell "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" in a high pitched squeal. At the end of the song, he confronted the group in a dumbfounded manner. "What are you doing in my office?" he demanded. Squeakily, Shoun squeaked, "We are doing GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE club." Dumbelleedoor leaped up four feet in joy and said the words "OMG!!" After he had stopped excitedly squealing like a fan girl meeting Sue Sylvester, he continued in an American accent, "I would love to join." Will nodded confusedly then led them all in a rendition of Thank You Baked Potato.
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WILL SCHUESTER goes to HOGWARTS !!!!!!!!!😱😱😱😱😱
Ficțiune generalăA story by @dabosswillschuester and @UwUcatgirlHermione ! This beautiful and heartwrenching tale tells of the forbidden love between our two heroes, UwU cat girl Hermione and da boss Will Schuester. As you read, prepare to be enthralled by their lov...
