dutch is really fun to read when you don't know how to do that really

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On the other side of the castle sat Neville, prepared for the upcoming confrontation. In front of him, curled up on a pillow, sat his one and only snake. "Dus, antwoord me deze hetero vriend, wie ben jij? Ik weet wat je hebt gezegd en ik geloof niet dat het waar is. Ik vraag nu naar de waarheid. Eenvoudigweg. Niets meer niets minder. Het is dit of de moeilijke weg. En geloof me, je wilt niet op de harde manier. Dus geef het aan mij en geef het mij eerlijk. Are you or are you not Ginger French-Canadian Slig.2?" The snek gasped, surprise yelping onto her pink, viscous, sugary, squeaky beine. "How did you guess?" Neville went very serious and replied. "Je eet het voedsel van heidenen, poutine!" Slig.2 looked away in shame then slithered disgracefully out the luminescent, bio-fuelled, elegant, dyed, over-sized door.

(translation: So, answer me this straight buddy, who are you? I know what you've been saying and I don't believe it's true. I'm asking for the truth now. Plain and simple. Nothing more nothing less. It's either this or the hard way. And, trust me, you don't want the hard way. So give to me and give it to me straight.)


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