Ask/Dare The Creepypastas

Dare To Offenderman

VM: Ok................Darkside! You give out your own dare!

*VM pushes Darkside(_Darkside_Skeleton_) all the way to Offenderman. He looks down at her and smirks.*

Darkside: *narrowing her eyes* Errr....I dare you not to be sexual for the next 4 turns...

Offenderman: ......But why? Don't you like me that way~?

Darkside: No. None of us do. -_-

Offenderman: I'm The Sexual Offenderman, you don't just expect me to give up doing what I do best, do you?

Darkside: For the next 4 asks/dares, yes we do.

Offenderman: You guys would never tell Splendor to not be overly-optimistic!

Darkside: It's just a dare!

VM: Do it Offenderman!

Offenderman: ....Fine I'll restrain myself...but only for 4 turns. Then, it's back to....

*He runs his finger under Darkside's chin*

Offenderman: ...What I do best~....

*Darkside kicks his leg and runs; the rest of the Creepypastas sigh in relief.*