Church, Tucker, and Caboose looked down at Church's body. The ghost sighed.
Church: I'm not happy about this.
Caboose: I have an idea. I HAVE AN IDEA!
Tucker: Yeah we heard you the first time Caboose, we were just ignoring you.
Caboose: If you possessed the Red guy and took control of him. . . Why don't you just possess your own body?
Church: Oh I see, so that way I would be living inside my own dead body.
Caboose: Yes.
Church: Unable to move.
Church: Just laying there, rotting in the sun for all of eternity.
Caboose: Yes!
Church: Okay, Caboose. I'll be sure to get right on that.
Caboose: You are a mean ghost.
Tucker looked down to the dead body.
Tucker: Dude you really stink.
Church: What?
Tucker: Your body, it stinks.
Church: Tucker, the first chance we get, you are going to bury my body!
Tucker: Quit your bitching, nothing's going to happen to it.
Church: It's a freaking indignity! My body fought hard for this army and it deserves to be laid to rest!
Tucker: Get over it, you're already dead. What's the worst that could happen now?
Caboose: Hey look! Birds! Uh, why are they flying around in circles?
Church: Oh god. . . .
*With the Reds*
Grif: Okay, I'll go again. I spy something that begins with. . .
Ruby/Simmons: Dirt.
Grif: Damn! How did you-
Ruby: What else is out here besides rocks, dirt, and the occasional patch of grass?
Grif: Yeah, this canyon sucks.
*With the Blues*
Church: How long do you figure until Tex fixes the tank?
Tucker: Not much longer, she said it's going pretty well. The gun's almost working, then she's just gotta get it moving again.
Church: Oh, that's just fantastic.
Tucker: Why would that upset you?
Church: Because as soon as she gets the tank online, she's gonna use it to kill the reds, and they're all gonna die.
Tucker: The Red's dying is a good thing.
Church: No, Tucker. It's not a good thing. As soon as we beat the Reds, Tex is out of here. And I still haven't figured out a way to get that A.I. out of her head.
Caboose: A.I. . . .
Church: Shut up Caboose. And if I don't get it out before she leaves. . . .
Tucker: If she leaves, you won't ever find her again.
Church: Right.
Tucker: So what're you gonna do?
Church: I'm gonna do the only thing I can do. I have to warn the reds before she fixes the tank.
Tucker: You're switching sides?
Church: Sorry guys, I don't have much of a choice.
Caboose: Church, uh, what happens when the reds out here to stop Tex and then they also come with guns and they find us?
Church: I'll try to help as best I can. Good luck guys. . . .
The Ghost Church faded.
Caboose: Does that mean I should try to kill Church now?
Tucker: Tell you what, kill me. I promise not to come back.
Caboose then gasped and aimed with his scope.
Caboose: Hey, LOOK AT THIS!
Tucker: No.
Caboose: They have a girl.
Tucker: Yeah we know. She's hot.
Caboose: No, I mean another one.
Tucker: Wait really?
Caboose: Look, pink armor!
Tucker: Oh man, how come they get another girl?
Tex: Uh, you guys realize I'm a chick, right?
The freelancer spoke from the bottom of the cliff.
Tex: And that I'm standin' right here.
Tucker: Yeah, Tex, but when we say a girl, we mean a girl-girl.
Tex: And what the hell does that mean?
Caboose/Tucker: Nothing!
Tex: Also if you hit on the magenta one again, I'll stab you.
Tucker and Caboose backed up from the ledge and stood with their backs against the canyon walls.
Tucker: Wait a second. If Tex heard that, you think she heard Church's plan to warn the Reds about her?
Caboose: I don't know. . . But I think I know how to find out.
Caboose looked down at the Freelancer.
Caboose: Hey Tex! Uh, did you hear Church's secret plan to tell the Reds that you're fixing the tank. . .?
Tex stared at him blankly before turning back to the tank and deadpanning.
Caboose: I don't think she knows.
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Red Vs Blue, & there's Magenta: Season One
FanfictionRed Vs Blue, but with a twist! A drop pod crash lands into Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha, and within it is an unconscious girl with very few memories. . . . The OC Ruby belongs to me. (This is NOT Ruby Rose from RWBY) Red Vs Blue is owned by "Rooster...