Grif, Simmons, and Ruby were atop the Red Base as usual.
Simmons: Hey?
Grif: Yeah?
Simmons: You ever wonder why we're here?
Ruby: Still crash landed.
Grif: No, I never, ever, wonder why we're here. Semper Fi, bitch.
Lopez arrived only to make a weird nose.
Ruby: Lopez, you okay?
Church: (Spanish) Guys, I need to give. . . you a. . . warning. . .
Ruby: A warning?
Church: (Spanish) What? Why am I speaking Spanish? I don't know Spanish?
Ruby: What the heck are you talking about? You've either not spoken or spoken Spanish.
Grif: Wait, Ruby, you speak spanish?
Ruby: Understand, not speak.
Church just groaned.
Church: (Spanish) No, listen to me! The mean woman is going to kill you!
Ruby: Mean woman? Kill us? I'm confused.
Church: (Spanish) She's fixing the tank!
Ruby: The tank?!
Grif/Simmons: The tank?!
*With The Blues*
Tucker: Aw, crap. Caboose, she's almost done fixing Sheila. I better radio Church and let him know what's going on.
Caboose proceeded to beg Tucker to let him use the radio.
Tucker: Yes, you can be the one who radios Church.
Caboose: Thanks man.
The rookie switched on his radio.
Caboose: Church. Come in Church. This is your close, personal friend, Private O'Malley.
Tucker: O'Mally? You said your name was Caboose.
Caboose: I never said that, you guys did.
Tucker: Why didn't you correct us?
Caboose: Because I didn't want to be difficult. Come in Private Church. Do you copy? Soldier unit Tex almost has the armor vehicle situation rectified. Okay, we require verification. . . of your. . . mission-ness. How is your progression?
Church then came on the radio!
Church: (Spanish) Caboose, only one of them here is listening to me! I can only speak Spanish for some reason!
Caboose stood there for a second before turning to Tucker.
Caboose: He said he wants to talk to you.
Meanwhile, Tex fixed the tank.
Sheila: Thank you for activating the M8O8V Main Battle Tank.
Tucker: Oh shit, we've got trouble.
*With the Reds*
Ruby: Where is the tank?!
Church: (Spanish) Probably coming here!
Grif: Hey, I think if you're gonna live in this country, speak the language!
As he complained, the faint sound of a targeting system echoed through the canyon.
Ruby: Grif shut the heck up! Also, we aren't in a country!
A missile then hit the side of the base!
Grif: Son of a bitch!
Simmons: Son of a bitch!
Church: (Spanish) Son of a bitch!
Ruby: Get down!
The four took cover as the tank began to blast the base! Ruby took a small peak and noticed who was piloting it. . . .
Ruby: Allison?
Sarge then came on the radio.
Sarge: Simmons, I'm coming around in the Warthog. Get ready to take the gunner position when I come by!
Simmons: Roger that.
They then heard an explosion. Sarge came by and Simmons hopped onto the gunner position!
Simmons: Alright, I'm on board!
Sarge: Alright, here the plan-
The jeep was immediately struck by the tank!
Sarge: JUNEBUG!!!!!!!
The two rushed up the ramp to the roof.
Grif: Wow, back so soon? Did you guys win the war already?
Simmons: Yeah, uh, did you want to finish telling me the plan now Sarge?
Sarge: If we survive this, I'm gonna kill both of ya.
Ruby: Guys, now is really not the time!
A missile hit the wall she was taking cover behind!
Ruby: Crap!
Their resident pink soldier then came onto the roof.
Donut: Hey, what're you guys doing up here?!
Grif: The chick in the black armor is back!
Donut: What chick, the one that stuck the grenade to my head?
Simmons: That's the one.
Donut: The same chick that's the reason I'm stuck in this light red armor?
Grif: Donut, I understand the need to safeguard your masculinity, but really dude. It's a whole lot faster to just say pink.
Donut: Ohh, oh I've been waiting for this!
The pink soldier ran up to the edge of the roof!
Ruby: Donut, get down!
Donut: Hey, bitch! Remember me? I saved something for ya!
Donut pulled his arm back and launched a sticky bomb of his own! The thing arched high into the sky, every Red and Blue's eyes were trailing it.
Tucker: Man, that girl's got a really good arm.
Ruby: Oh no!
The bomb attached right onto Tex's chest!
Tex: Aw, Crap.
Donut: Hell yeah! That's three points, you dirty whore!
The bomb detonated!
Ruby: ALLISON?!
Church: (Spanish) Dear god, no!
Church sprinted towards the tank while Ruby attempted to, but couldn't make farther than a few feet due to her broken leg.
Grif: Uh, where's Lopez going?
Sarge: To fight the enemy head on in hand-to-hand combat. Mano y Mano. What a brave little compadre. Lopez, I never understood a word you said. But I do know one thing, you hated Grif, and that's the most important thing there is. Adios amigo, adios.
Simmons: Shouldn't we help him?
Sarge: Nah, that would just ruin the moment.
*With Tex*
Her body was bloodied and her armor was badly damaged. She was on the ground as Church approached.
Tex: Church, is that you? It's-It's gone Church. The A.I., it's gone. . . Thank you. Hrrrrrrk, blegh. . . .
Agent Texas died. . . . On the cliff, the cyan and blue soldiers observed everything.
Tucker: Crap, Church is gonna be pissed and now hems got a body to kick our ass. Come on, Caboose, let's get back to base.
Caboose: I told you my name isn't Caboose.
He turned as his voice deepened.
Caboose: My name. . . is O'Malley.
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Red Vs Blue, & there's Magenta: Season One
FanfictionRed Vs Blue, but with a twist! A drop pod crash lands into Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha, and within it is an unconscious girl with very few memories. . . . The OC Ruby belongs to me. (This is NOT Ruby Rose from RWBY) Red Vs Blue is owned by "Rooster...
