"Daniel where is my bag of kit kats." I asked through gritted teeth, though I knew the answer.
"Darling I'm sorry," dan gave me a guilty smile. "They're just so delicious!!" He exclaimed.
"You know what? Never mind. It's alright, I'll just go get some more," I grabbed my keys and headed out the door. On the way to the store, I thought of how I was going to get dan back.
{Later that night after Dan has fallen asleep}
I made sure the tv volume was turned up as I prepared to play Dan's first YouTube video "hello internet". He despised the hell out of it, he cringes every time he sees it. So oh yes, waking him up to it was perfect revenge. I hit play on the video, and happily watched as Dan stirred awake in confusion to the sound of his own voice. Once he realized what was going on, he started freaking out, as I had expected.
"Oh god why!! Turn it off I don't wanna see it!!" He screamed-it was actually a bit hard to hear him over his own video.
"Nope." I cackled.
"I promise I'll never steal food again!!" Dan kept pleading to you as the video kept playing. I stopped it when it was almost over.
"Goodnight dan," i smirked and fell asleep.
