Waterboy [Yoonmin]

Epilogue.

Yoongi:
hey
i mean this in the most respectful way
i really wanna fuck you and give you all the hugs in the world and maybe go eat pizza after it
idk think about it <3

Cute little shit:
agh
it's you again
*rolls eyes*

Yoongi:
ight
ight
i was trying to be sweet and shit but you wanna play games
ok
ok

Cute little shit:
KIDDING
COME FUCK ME
OMGSH
DID I TYPE THAT
WHY AM I SCREAMING

Yoongi:
OK I SHALL FUCK YOU
YOU COMMAND AND I DO IT BBY

Cute little shit:
my heart
im mElTING
HEY TUESS WHAT
GUESS*

Yoongi:
ummm ummm
you want some mayonnaise???;)

Cute little shit:
ok yes
but that's not it

I FOUND A BABY PIC OF ME
LMAOOO OMDKSJSJSNSKAK

Yoongi:
FUCK
your smile could save lives
did i save that picture or did that picture save me?
you're so cute
oh mygfffsksosos
you're legit a cute little shit

Cute little shit:
why thank you 😅

Yoongi:
know what?
this is random as hell but
we're fucking cute together

Cute little shit:
AGREEDDDD
i wish you'd live next door :(
so i could see you everyday!!!

Yoongi:
me too
but like
think about it
we're cool as shit
you know?
so like since we're so cool and so amazing and when we fuck there's lots of noise we might cause a nuclear explosion from awesomeness or some shit

Cute little shit:
whoa :o
you're so right

Yoongi:
anywassss
im coming over
can i?????
nvm im already on the way sooooo
see ya in a bit
im ready to give you mayonnaise :)))
ily ok
hey
hey
HEYYY
ANSWER ME
DO YOU LOVE ME???
SAY IT BACK
HEYYY
DO YOU FUCKING LOVE ME????
ANSWER ME
NOW
PLWASE

Cute little shit:
HEY
SORRU
I WAS PEEING
IM BACK
AND YSS
I LOVE YOU
I WILL PATIENTLY WAIT FOR YOU
BUT HRRY UP PLS

seen 4:35 p.m.