since i haven't finished what i'm currently writing right now and i don't wanna leave you hanging, here i present you some greek god headcannons i have.
hermes
- has adhd
- gap-toothed, definitely
- freckles pleaseee!
- it's either he has blue eyes or green eyes, can't tell me otherwise
- forget winged sneakers, hermes definitely wears winged birkenstock
- gamer boy
- has a good handwriting
- when in the mood, he enjoys making greeting cards and wrapping presents
- dionysus commisions him to make invitation whenever he's throwing a party
- will read someone else's convo
- a sporty dude, but also really geeky
- jack of all trades, master of none
- cUrLy bRoWn hAiR
- hermes in glasses please
apollo
- the teletubbies sun
- likes things organized but is too lazy to get things organized
- he likes writing, but his handwriting is just really bad
- apollo and ukulele is something i live for
- kurt cobain hair? yes, kurt cobain hair
- i always imagined apollo with blue eyes, but that's just me humanizing him. golden eyes is def 🔥
- "oh, i'm not really good at this" *ended up being so damn good at it*
- taylor swift is his jam (he blasts daylight in full volume)
- lowkey has a crush on hermes
- likes kids
- band-aids on the fingertips from playing too much guitar
- that sad boi who will lead you on but will end up leaving you
artemis
- goes on protests and rallies
- sleep who? don't know her
- rlly short
- fighting with apollo is her way of showing affection to him
- will try to pet any animal she comes across
- the type to calculate zodiac signs on everyone she meets
- it's katniss bitch
- ace and proud
- pacifist, but will resort to violence if necessary
aphrodite
- will jump on twitter to call out her ex-boyfriends
- "hey dionysus-" "let me guess, someone asked you for a relationship advice?" "yeah, and i need a shit ton of beer"
- neat freak
- glitters!!1!!!!
- "stop saying i spend too much money on clothes i-" *drops unholy amount of shopping bags* "-spend only enough"
- has 836288 items on her online shopping cart
- vegan
- will wear a full-glam make up to go to the grocery store
- watch beauty youtubers and is always updated on the tea
- hates acrylic nails, her real nails is long enough
- good at drawing. sometimes, she would design her own clothes
- that's why she's so good at matching her make up
demeter
- mom friend
- reads the back of the packaging
- would drop off food on her neighbours
- vegan too. everything she uses are vegan
- leads a vegan campain
- snaps at karens on a grocery store
- makes all the stuff she uses. mills her own flour and instead of buying already-made chocolates, she makes ones from beans
- PLASTIC, BAD
- cottagecore aesthetic
- pLanTs
hera
- that cool auntie who shows up on family reunion on gucci gloves
- drinks only fine wine
- don't give a shit
- *slides check* "stay away from my husband"
- *raises eyebrows while she looks at you in the side of her half-closed eyes*
- classy af
- fancy jewelry, fancy clothes, fancy personality
- oh boi, you do not want to make her angry
- sharp chisled cheekbones and jawline? yes?
- dark smoky eyes and contour on point
- writes in cursive
- speaks in formal
- glares at everyone
- a literal queen
poseidon
- MAD ALL THE TIME
- except at fishes, fishes are good
- favorite movies are finding nemo, the little mermaid, and moana
- a disney fan, probably
- himbo
- childish, would freak out on disneyland
- hates shark movies ("seriously? sharks with six heads? what is wrong with you?")
- surfer dude
- will not, has not, or will not ever eat sea foods
- salty af
- will pick sea shells and bring it home to his wife. amphitrite appreciates it
- will make you wet
athena
- will pretend to be a mortal collage student just to roast proffesors
- is really patient
- gray eyes is no doubt but ever since i saw blood of zeus i keep picturing her as alexia and tbh athena with hazel eyes don't seem so bad
- curses in 7263826 languages
- know-it-all
- that kid in class who would argue with anyone and make everyone feel stupid
- will NEVER let you cheat off her
- organize everything alphabetically
- will calculate all her purchases on a store and pay the exact amount
- true crime podcasts
- has 97278268 books on her tbr pile
- will fite you
- will win
zeus
- asshole
that's all for now. idk when i will finish it (my current work), it's probably gonna be a three-parter but i'm not sure yet. i took a short break from writing it to plan it a little better and to think more thoroughly about the structure. i hope i'm not boring you. (='∀｀)
