𝔸 𝔹𝕦𝕣𝕟𝕥 𝕄𝕒𝕟 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕒 𝔾𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕣 || Dabi x Reader x Shigaraki

Chapter 7

Holy shit it's bright out here. What. Why. God the LOV's hideout is super fucking dark. I look over at Dabi who has this hideous jacket on with the hood up. It zips up to his nose so it can cover up all of his scars. He pushes some sunglasses onto his face to hide the other scars under his eyes. 

"Aw come on Dabi, you don't have to cover up for me. I love you, scars and all," I say, giving him ironic puppy dog eyes.

"Bitch are you dumb? This is so I'm not recognized in public, and that line is corny as shit," He says, giving me the side eye.

"I knew that, bitch, I was just being funny," I say, rolling my eyes.

"Try being something else then, because it's not working sweetheart," He says nonchalantly. 

What. This bitch did not. I am funny as fuck! He's going to give me a complex I tell you what. 

"Alright burn boy, we're fighting >:(" I say, stepping in front of him.

"Yeah, no," He says, stopping to look down at me.

I look directly into his eyes behind his sunglasses and punch his shoulder. Not hard, but enough so he's a little shocked.

"Come on, you're not serious," He says, grabbing his shoulder.

"I want to fight like a cute couple would, and it'd be fun with you since you're sassy," I say, smiling a little bit. 

"Cute couples fight?" He says, lifting an eyebrow. 

"Yeah, like playful," I say, not really knowing how to explain. 

I start coming at him and he holds me back by my shoulders. I keep walking towards him even though I'm making no progress to fighting him. I start to run to try to get closer to him to fight, but still I'm not moving. I get slower, losing hope that I'll be able to cutely fight Dabi. I almost stop walking when I hear a low chuckle come from above me. I look up a little bit and see Dabi with a genuine smile on his face, still laughing at my defeated form. 

"Dabi, it's not funny :(" I say, pouting. 

"No it definitely is, ya little weak tit," He says, bringing his other hand off my shoulder to boop my nose. 

"Come on, I can fight, I'm strong!" I say, getting a little more determined. 

"Uh huh, totally," He says, chuckling a little bit. 

I look down at my feet, and then get an idea. With lightning fast reflexes I kick him right in the shin. I hear an "Ah fuck!" as I back away to see Dabi bring his leg up to his chest to hold his shin.

"Ha! You bitch!" I yell as I start running down the sidewalk just outside the hideout. 

I start laughing like crazy as I hear Dabi start running behind me.

"You little shit, get back here!" I can hear a smile in his voice as he yells after me. 

Surprisingly the sidewalk looked empty for some distance so I still have running time. I keep my pace as I hear him start to come closer. 

"You're gonna pay!" He yells as he laughs a little bit. 

"No-" I start but then get cut off as I feel Dabi's arms wrap around my torso and lift me up into him. 

"Ahhh!" I yell while also giggling. 

I feel Dabi's chest move as he laughs, he seems to be enjoying himself. He buries his head into my neck as we're both laughing messes. 

"Ya little bitch," He says, out of breath, but smiling into my neck. 

"You called me weak, I had to prove a point," I say, looking pleased. 

He lifts his head up to look at me. I turn my head so we're face to face. He reaches up his hand and pinches my nose. I jolt my face back, smiling at him. 

"We ran so far we're almost to our destination," He says, giving me a smile. 

"Where are we shopping at?" I ask.

"Where every villain shops, Among Drip Store," He says with a straight face.

"The what?" I say with a deadpan expression.

"Nah shawty, I'm joking, it's just called Pillains. Like Pill and villains put together, it's very angsty," He says with a growing grin.

"Alright, whatever. Where's it at?" I ask.

"Well, you see the little trashcan behind that abandoned building?" He says, pointing towards a big green dumpster. 

"Yeah..." I say.

"Well, we just gotta move it, there's a door behind it. Follow me," He says, making his way to the dumpster.

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A/n

This bitch short again, but it's fine.

I was going to write about the shopping experience but I thought adding some more cute little filler would be better because I don't know, don't question me shawty.

Alright, bye again fuckers aha 😘