Rip Nyx. In Other News Kiyoshi Is Having The Time Of His Life! (Unedited)

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Here's a haiku to perfectly sum up Nyx's feelings:

Dakota is here now,
I have no more will to live,
Fly me to the sun.

Or another!

Mental help is needed,
Send him to a padded room,
What has he done now
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///Kiyoshi POV///

Holy crappp!!!

It's a mini Haruno!

And there are two:

Which can only mean one thing.
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SORA'S A GIRL.

I mean, I knew it was going to happen. Ofc he would be the one to be reborn a girl. He damn well jinxed himself when he said he would never be reborn a girl.

And to be SAKURA the crybaby HARUNO's sister?

That's just karma for stealing the cookies Nyx baked.

BE GLAD YOU AREN'T AN UPTIGHT A$$ LIKE THE HYUUGA OR WORSE THE UCHIHA!!!

//as he can't hear me anymore... I'm about to go and laugh//

AHAHAHAAAAA DAK-KIYOSHI SUPERIORITY, BOW DOWN TO THE KING UNDER THE MOUNTAIN!!!!

///Nyx POV///

OH MY GAWWWWD CHANDLER BINGGGGG

NO THIS IS NOT THE TIME, this is a CRISIS.

Ahahaha this is karma for the whole year you spent ignoring me making you informal!

No!

Now, to escape this madness.

//and there she goes, our dear protagonist.
To run away from the demon spawn!
(Jkjk, she still can't really run...)//

"JINGLE BELLZ,
The medic nin is here,
The deadweight fangirl from pre shippuden
Has yet to show herself!!"   Came a voice out of Dakota's mouth.

Yeah. Definitely Dakota.

Waiiiit, this isn't a false alarm?!

Negatory.

We are very much the screwed.

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