Power Rangers GPX Supercharged, Part 2

Episode 27: Green & Gold (and Blue) Monday

Rob VO: "Last time on Power Rangers GPX Supercharged!"

Ragnar: "I need you to go on a mission."

Maria: "SWORD just intercepted some Elf communications."

Arquen: "It says, 'Ragnarok in the crags', among other things."

Kevin: "Something isn't right, are you okay?"

Shevchenko: "Yes, everything is fine."

Suitroop: "We found something."

Phaedos: "Ancient Zordonian."

Power Rangers GPX Supercharged, episode 27: Green & Gold (and Blue) Monday

:-:-:-: We're the best chance for humanity, Pow-wer Rang-gers G-P-X, let's go! :-:-:-:

In case you have forgotten or are too stupid (Coughbrancoughkelcough) to know, Sean is from Chicago and he's a Bears fan. He and Ritchie were getting it on in the previous chapter about the Bears and the Packers, who were set to play in the 2011 NFC Championship game, one of the most important points in the National Football League's oldest, most storied, and in the author's totally biased opinion (Cowboys-Redskin's got nothing on this!) best rivalry.

If you follow the NFL, you would know that the Packers won that game and thus began Sean's month of utter humiliation at the hands of Packer fans all over the city of Madison.

"GO PACK GO! GO PACK GO! GO PACK GO!" Ritchie cheered and shouted, being all-around obnoxious. Yes, even though everyone thought it was nice to hear Sean shut up for once, this was far worse.

Kevin held his tea in his hand, trying to read the newspaper, but the sounds of Ritchie's boasting and parading were really getting on his nerves. Little drops of tea splattered on the island top from him shaking the tea mug. He let out a sigh of deep annoyance and bubbling anger at the Wisconsin Native's arrogance. Finally, he snapped.

"Thunderin' Jaysus, SHUT THE HELL UP!" he bellowed. "IT WAS YESTERDAY, ENOUGH!"

"Oh, come on!" Ritchie replied as he walked into the kitchen, "Can't I celebrate?"

"You've been celebrating every waking minute, enough is enough! And Sean has to come out of his room at some point. And you're not helping." Just imagine if this was the SIU universe. Sean suffered a Heroic BSOD for an entire day before being pulled out of it after the Bears loss.

"Please?" Ritchie asked, giving Kevin a Puppy Dog Pout. Kevin was not amused.

"NO. In fact, no more Packer gear, no more Packer mentions, discussion or watching will be allowed in this house for an entire month. And I know about the Super Bowl. If you're going to watch it, watch it with someone else!"

Ritchie blew a raspberry only to receive a rather hard punch in the arm from a just-as pissed-off Maria. A dope slap from Daisuke, a crutches whack from Aron and a flick to the forehead from Eruvanda pretty much drove the message home. "Packer puto," said Maria.

"You think I should stop?" said Ritchie.

"No shit, Sherlock," said Kevin.

At last, the man of the hour arrived in the kitchen, a head of disheveled hair and a very unhappy expression upon his face. He took one look at Ritchie and punched him on the arm. "Do you have anything else in gold?" asked Kevin.

"Well, I have some gold Brewers shirts," said Ritchie. For the record, Sean does not hate the Brewers, since they're in the National League and thus rivals of the Cubs, whom he hates (because he's a Sox fan from the South Side. Remember that, everyone—coughbrancoughkelcough). "And I have some Boston Bruins stuff, too—"